Beef Wizard

Piper

“Hey did you see that Beef Wizard at the bar?”

“Oh you mean Piper?”
“Yeah, same thing”

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Beef Joint

a mass of flesh usually rigid and stiff,
girls like to roll that shit lick that shit blow it>

Amanda is soooooo good at puffin the beef joint!

by Quest1 December 31, 2008

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beef job

Slang for cunnilingus.

I really wanted to impress your mom so I gave her the best beef job of her life.

by Holla D March 4, 2011

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The art of squating over and shitting between your girlfriend's ass cheeks. Then soon after you ejaculate on the shit. The shit is the beef, the ass cheeks are the bread slices, and the spunk is the mash potatoes and gravy.

After drilling this skank in her swamp hole, she wanted me to flip her over, spread her cheeks apart and give her a Beef Manhattan. I hope she's hungry.

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Beef Undertale

The most British of all Brits, possessing the floofiest of hairs and the largest love for dinosaurs on this planet. Suspected to be a werewolf and despises being called a furry.

Also the mother of Hyde (the one from the ITV show).

It's Beef Undertale!

I heard Beef Undertale hates being called a furry.

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Creamed Beef

The act of taking a dump, rising, turning around, and then ejaculating on top of the shit. If there are multiple persons doing this, it’s called a Franko experiment.

It wasn’t until Brad walked into the bathroom to piss that he saw why Josh was moaning so loud this morning. In the toilet sat a helpful serving of creamed beef.

by willyblake203 March 23, 2019

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