Tommy

a dilf with an extremely (unnaturally) large penis

"That's right big Tommy give it to me!"

by doomcoon July 7, 2018

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Tommy

a more endearing code name to describe the Time Of the Month as opposed to TOM or aunt Flo or even the red sea.

"i don't want to leave for vacation that weekend, Tommy might pay a surprise visit"
"i can't stand having Tommy around sometimes, i feel like i can't do anything"
guy: why are you so cranky?
girl: because i have an unwanted visitor, Tommy is visiting again.

by S.Pan June 30, 2010

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tommy

short for tommy tank....meaning a FUCKIN YANK

"are you a tommy?"
(american accvent)...ummm....no
"ye you are you hoebag!"

by joey hind May 25, 2007

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Timmins

Located in Northern Ontario
Home to the mocassin lady
Residents eat blubber & live in igloos
Men are ranked a 16
Dog sleds are the only form of transportation
Potential Hockeyville winners

"Let's sled to the local Timmins bar to buy some shoes from the Mocassin Lady"

by katez73489273 March 16, 2010

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Timmyjam

Most common in Canada. A disturbance to regular traffic flows occurring on roads connected to Tim Horton's Drive Thru locations.

Most common between 8:15 am and 8:50 am on weekdays, and for approximately a half hour after the end of Noon mass on Sundays.

Most frequent on main arterial roads and secondary highways.

Anecdotal evidence suggests that length of a Timmyjam is directly correlated to adverse weather conditions, especially in late November and early December.

"Sorry I'm late, friggin' Timmyjam all the way down Colbourne."

"If you're taking the Asburnham exit watch out for the Timmyjam just after you leave the ramp."

by mad honcho December 4, 2013

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