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Business-Bukakke

In a professional, business or government office setting, typically mentioned by a user when you receive requests from 2 or more managers (or other business associates) through email, telephone, IM , video conference, etc. all at the same time. Most often the request or information that is being conveyed is the exact same thing message from all managers or absolutely conflicting information on a subject matter.
Spoken Openly: I just got a business-bukakke from Chad, Karen and Don. The hell is going on?

Spoken Professionally: I just BB'd from Chad, Karen and Don. Does anyone have a clarification on this matter?
by Spykhed October 19, 2020
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Small Business Saturday

If you support a business at all, you support it enough, you don't have to spend money at a small business once a week to prove that you're a good enough citizen to some entity that doesn't really give a fuck about you, the business, or whether you're a good enough citizen (the same entity that created Small Business Saturday).
Small Business Saturday is a way to control people's spending habits, nothing more and nothing less.
by The Original Agahnim July 18, 2021
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Business Athlete

Straight out-of-shape men in their late 30s in the St. Louis area who take professional photos with Louis Vuitton bags and other very visible luxury brands, while claiming to be “athletes” on Instagram, even though they post video after video of them taking up space, sitting at 24 Hour Fitness, hogging equipment after 2 reps, accompanied by “I create 6-7 figure earners” in their IG bio, while preying on 18 year olds to join their full commission, life insurance MLM (multi-level marketing company) that has terrible reviews online for not delivering on policies since the company makes its money on Pyramid Scheme-ish “join my team” referrals and a promise you’ll get your dream car which is a used Audi. Every once in awhile they post vacation pics with ugly women and vague, motivational quotes in their captions with a pitch to DM them if you want to be one of the “few selected” for a “life changing opportunity”.
“I’m a business athlete. I approach business with the mentality of an entrepreneur and physicality of an athlete all in one.”

“That’s a cool way to say fake life insurance agent
by TinderDoucheObserver August 24, 2022
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Business Tomorrow

What you say when you work a M-F job and it is Friday and you want to reference Monday without having to say Monday. You instinctively want to say tomorrow on Friday but if you had the word Business as in Business Day, then you can use the idea of the next business day in the form of a tomorrow.
Have your reports on my desk by business tomorrow or you're fired.
by DrakeThePengu August 13, 2021
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Banana business

Someone who is absolutely goonerrific, likes emo girls and says funklenuts. Also walks and makes sounds like the goblins from clash royale.
Cerek is always on banana business and I cannot stand him.
by Hunter gamlin August 12, 2025
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Business Minutes

Like when someone tells you on a Friday "this will take 3 business days", it's not gonna happen til Wednesday bc of the weekend. Business Minutes is the same, if you tell someone you're going to take 10 business minutes, it means you're going to take 10 at the minimum but probably more
Boy: Yo hold up I gotta take a poop
Girl: (sigh) OK, how long??
Boy: mm probably 5 business minutes
by yeshuamysaviour August 2, 2024
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man busy

When a man is overwhelmed by one task while a female counter part is juggling 20.
Mom is making dinner, changing diaper, managing homework, while cleaning house and asks man for help, taking out the trash. Man replies: I can’t I need to take a shower, I’m busy. (Man busy)
by Toby Gunk August 3, 2018
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