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Corpse Shopping

The act of visiting the supermarket for "provisions" of the rigor-mortis variety. Useful when it comes to mothers day, for the blood which tends to congeal delicately and superfluously around the anal membrane.
According to maritime law, the crossbow closet must be purged of air before the corpse shopping is begun by Little Moe with the gimpy leg.
Corpse shopping shall be done only with a crizal lens wedged between your tear duct and occipital lobe.
by The Phantom Patriot August 2, 2012
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Jerry's bait shop

Way back when I was just a little bitty boy living in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement of the house half a block down the street from Jerry's Bait Shop.
You know the place.
by plateenjoyer23 November 17, 2024
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Ushopp shopping centre

A rectangular tipped over fridge, filled with shops and is unfinished with only a quarter of a floor done and has been abandoned. A snide version of the metro centre but is worse due to it being incredibly unrealistic. Can be found next to the world trade centre, the shard and the empire state.
"Lets go to the GODS HOME. Ushopp shopping centre"
by WildWillez December 14, 2020
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Boston Coffee Shop

A “Boston coffee shop” is a sexual act where you toss donuts onto the erect penis of a professional athlete until you get one on. You get 6 tries. If you get one, you cuck him. If you miss all 6, he cucks you.
I can't wait to see if Tingus Pingus is at the store again today. If he's there I may ask him to try a Boston coffee shop.
by Dotdacuckluva May 1, 2025
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Shop Drag

A type of shopping cart race involving drag races that take place in a huge and large isle, or a huge straight area in the store.
We had a shop drag this Saturday night.
by Justicewithtacosandweed August 14, 2018
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Shop Car

A very common excuse used when trying to justify someone’s incompetence.
My name is Levi and my friends have “shop cars” so I can’t compete with them properly.
by Levi killa November 23, 2022
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ryan shop

a sexy hot beast, with a nice body. he is a daddy, and makes a nice fanfiction. u can picture him dripping wet every morning before breakfast. he has a large, muscular head, and has a sexy chiseled jawline. only idiot wouldn't want to bang ryan shop
"Dang, Ryan Shop is daddy"
"Man that guy is so sexy, it must be Ryan Shop"
by RyanShopIsDaddy May 30, 2016
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