poop trading

Act of exchanging poop with partner(s). The process of contacting butt holes while pooping back and forth. Your partner receives the poop and could either, trade back the same poop, or your partner can accept the poop as a gift and thank you.
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by Handsome<3 January 12, 2010
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Hangover Poop

the closing to a lingering hangover. As your body is tired of throwing up the alcohol, it decides to poop it out instead.
Today i dropped my hangover poop and i felt normal after last nights party.
by Jolly Lollipop August 14, 2011
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poop schnitzels

Aw, poop schnitzels I forgot my homework!
by erikatori June 18, 2008
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ghost-poop

When after pooping, you go to wipe and there is nothing on the toilet paper.
"Dude that was such a quick poop!"
"It was a ghost-poop thats why."
"Ohhhhh I love those"
by buttmonkey930 July 12, 2013
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what the poop

an expression substituting a curse for poop
WHAT THE POOP
by BARBRA STREISAND June 11, 2008
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poop shotgun

The art of shot-gunning a beer while hovering over a toilet. After completion of drinking the beer, spread your butt cheeks with both hands, bear down while applying extreme force to launch feces.
Hey Hotard! Come watch this shit, Ellis is attempting a poop shotgun!!
by Tiny1985 December 24, 2016
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poop schedule

when you make sure you poop at the same time everyday. you usually have to plan out what you eat and when you eat it. it comes in handy when you know you are going to be around people for a while.
example 1: person 1: "now that school has started again, my poop schedule is all out of whack"
person 2:"tell me about it brah"

example 2: person 1: Tom asked me to go to dinner with him tonight, but i said no.
person 2: why not?
person 1: it interferes with my poop schedule.
by lorielle September 12, 2007
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