Moose flett

Moose, he’s a legend. Nothing really left to say...you will usually find him playing beer darts and or just getting absolutely belligerent. He’s usually hanging with the bad boys, Alex G, Jake Kustra, Dobs, Bingham, Benny Kor, etc. He plays hockey in Fort Frances Ontario for the Fort Frances Lakers. Can’t go a day with his three favourite things. Beers, chicks, hockey.
by Themanthemyththeflett November 28, 2018
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Moose Flett

If you haven’t heard of him you haven’t lived. The actual LEGEND of Yorkton, Saskatchewan and surrounding area... at this point in time he is playing for the Fort Frances Lakers in Fort Frances, Ontario. You will usually see him throwing a few darts around the yard on a warm summer day or shaking it up any day of the week. Usually seen with jake Kustra, Alex G, Bingham, Dobs and many more of the bad boys.
Going to the Moose Flett and Alex Geddes birthday bash?
by Themanthemyththeflett November 27, 2018
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Moose tongue

The gritty, pasty, slimy, film like feeling on your tongue after eating. Especially after eating ass.
I got really bad moose tongue after eating Kim’s ass last night.
by Tom minor October 15, 2022
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moose facts

Total bullshit

A person who talks outta their ass but what they say actually sounds legitimate
X: I ripped it at 210 on my day of delivery on the 407 on my way home

Y: Moose facts 100%
by MoMoose March 07, 2019
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Moose huff

The mounds of pussy lips in tight underwear… also known as camel toe
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Rocket Moose

noun: A female that is very attractive but can have some fluctuating weight problems; she can at times be as hot as a rocket or can pack on some pounds and have a body like a moose.

Examples: Mariah Carey, Tyra Banks, Jennifer Love Hewitt
I love J. Lo but she is a real rocket moose.
by Walt Kowalski June 22, 2010
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i smell a moose

A common phrase said when it is snowing outside, typically said in southern states (where people don't actually smell moose)
(Guy1)"Hey man, I smell a moose!"
(Guy2 reply)"Get all the milk, eggs, and bread you can! They are callin' for a half inch tonight!"
by ILoveYouMeghan-WBM February 19, 2015
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