long time companion

a sometimes euphemistic term used to describe one of two people of the same sex who are in a commited, longterm, co-habitational relationship, and who are often presumed to be lovers.

myrtle and her long time companion, susan, retired together on Cape Cod last year.

by dagger_grrl October 2, 2004

long dick dylan

The creepy guy you know who wears obnoxiously tight pants. This is to hide the fact he secretly has a vagina, because his penis is that small. He’s also weirdly touchy feely and is known to make pedofelic insuations.

Girl: Omg I want to bang him
Long Dick Dylan: I want to bang you
Girl: You’re 25
Long Dick Dylan: And you’re 11 so what?

by sexy.beasts.and.salad July 26, 2019

long beach california

a place where Snoop Dogg lived with the Rollin' 20 Crips, fucking shit up

"any gag banging in Long Beach California today?" "Of course, just like every other day."

by J shit October 22, 2013

Long Island Dip

v. The gentleman, who may or may not be from Long Island, whilst nude, lowers his balls into a prepared chalice of mouthwash (i.e. Listerine) of any chosen variety (i.e. Cool Mint) and then places said balls into the open mouth of a willing participant who then gargles, relishing in the refreshing sensation.

Linda's mouth was feeling not-so-fresh after eating at that Italian restaurant, so Jim lovingly gave her a Long Island Dip in the back of his car.

by zombieprom August 10, 2013

Long John Snickers

An alcoholic beverage, served mostly at formal parties

1 part long island iced tea mix
1 part captain morgan original spiced rum
1 part snickers candy bars

Dude i had a Long John Snickers last night, it fucked me up.

by Derkalerk November 23, 2006

Long Distance Diva

A strong spirited and saucy woman who is in a long distance relationship. Usually found in company of other Long Distance Divas sharing stories of their most recent same-city romantic conquest

Once she started dating someone out of state, she became a total Long Distance Diva.

by Jordan0517 February 20, 2010

Long walk for a biscuit

A long way to go for something not that impressive. Most commonly used to describe boring jokes and stories.

X: That set up was like 4 minutes long, and the punchline wasn't even funny!

Y: Yeah, it was long walk for a biscuit.

by Jkins August 5, 2010