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Last word hog

Irritating insecure twerp addicted to having the last word of a discussion or argument - always responding to the concluding remarks of others despite having nothing new or meaningful to say. A sufferer of lastworditis aka last-word syndrome.

A pair of Last Word Hogs may continue a discussion with pointless childish bickering until senile dementia and/or fighting intervenes.
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she: Yeah, but these spuds woz Cre-Mated.

he: At least I don't speak gibberish.

she: Don't get the last word on me.

he: Last word hog!

she: No I ain't! / he: You are too! / she: AIN'T! / he: you ARE! / ... / (fade to divorce, spuds as co-respondents)
by Owen's World August 31, 2016
mugGet the Last word hogmug.
When you walk by someone and they only hear the tiniest part of the convo with little to no background info
"Yeah and his water was in the freezer"
"Last I checked you cant drink ice"
by Andje December 7, 2021
mugGet the Last I checked you cant drink icemug.

[last name]thirty

last namethirty is a time when any particular individual shows up to work. Might be 9am. Might be 9:30am. Depends on a number of factors and the individual (i.e. border, traffic, weather, illness, bad burrito, etc.).
Employee 1: Where's last name at? What time is he coming in?
Employee 2: I don't know.. maybe last namethirty? He texted last night and mentioned something about having some bad Mexican food at this new place... might be a bad burrito slowing him down...
by Kap21 November 12, 2021
mugGet the [last name]thirtymug.

Last of the Chivalrikans

refers to the very few present day men that still believe in and show chivalry towards women.
i went on a date last night with this amazing guy. He opened doors for me, pulled out my chair, and didn't even try to get any from me at the end of the night! He must be one of the last of the chivalrikans.
by xtinab May 16, 2010
mugGet the Last of the Chivalrikansmug.

Last Chance Underpants

The decrepit drawers you wear on laundry day.
Bobby: Hey dude, you're walking funny

Phil: I'm on my last chance underpants, they chafe like a mutha
by nextdaycorn October 18, 2012
mugGet the Last Chance Underpantsmug.
Let’s make it the Best week ever! Also we all have to Stand on a table and Scream “It’s the last week!!!!”
Isn’t it the last week of school of the decade? (Stands in table and screams It’s the last week!!!)
by Sexyboi911 December 19, 2019
mugGet the Last week of school of the decademug.
Song cover by a Generation Alpha kid (Gen A) of "Last Christmas" by Wham!, also known as George Michael and instrumentalist Andrew Ridgeley.
The cover includes Generation Alpha/Generation Z slang such as, gyatt, rizz, fanum tax, and mewing.
Gen A: "Last Rizzmas I gave you my gyatt and the very next day you got fanum taxed, this year to save me from mewing I'll give it to someone rizzful"

Every other gen: "What." 💀
by @CCC123 December 17, 2023
mugGet the Last Rizzmas I gave you my gyatt and the very next day you got fanum taxed, this year to save me from mewing I'll give it to someone rizzfulmug.

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