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Connor

He's a prick and annoying asf.
Bro is always rocking the weirdest haircut ever.
You can always catch bro driving a 1988 Yugo GV.
Bro becomes ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ when he sees BBC.
He'll treat you like a piece of shit at all times, even then you haven't done anything wrong.
Don't let him get too zesty around you or he'll drain your balls in ways the mortal mind cannot comprehend.
And he'll gluck your wiener into oblivion.
This applies to ALL Connors.
Do not believe any Connor saying they're different from this.
Dude 1: Yo is Connor coming to your house tonight?

Dude 2: I dunno man, from rumors I hear, he drains the balls of his victims in ways the mortal mind cannot comprehend.

Dude 1: Best to be safe. By the way, did you get the bug spray that Laura was asking for?

Dude 2: Yup, it's in the back seat in a Walmart bag in my truck, I'll get it to her tomorrow.

Dude 1: Do you wanna go to Cracker Barrel after the football game?

Dude 2: I'm down.
by Spicy Soap Dispenser April 28, 2024
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Connor Sickness

Having a sexual relationship with dogs and having a fettish for puppy pornography
Connor has been acting really perverted around the dog, his Connor sickness must be catching up to him.
by Tacoberry July 5, 2017
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Connor

Oh my god! Is that Connor I heard he has a massive cock
by Could be connor April 12, 2024
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Connor

A 13 year old boy who Zoe Laverne likes to make out with ( sheโ€™s 20 btw) they caught feelings ;))
Connor is fresh out of Zoeโ€™s room ;))
by Z*e Laverne December 14, 2020
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connor

a connor is relatively popular but popular bc of his friends. He is decently attractive and athletic and talks to lots of people. but connor is a subtle ass.. he will lead you on and make you feel special just to โ€œlose feelingsโ€ beware of connors
person 1: whoโ€™s that kid
person 2: oh thatโ€™s connor
person 1: hell nah nevermind
by meganmill33333 December 21, 2019
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Connor Regester

The sexiest person you'll ever meet. has and 18 inch shlong dongy dick, and his popular with the men. he also plays minecraft
Bro you know Connor Regester??? Dude you're so lucky! I want to have sex with him so bad!!!
by eldenringplayer July 21, 2022
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connor

connor is a highschool drug addict that likes to steal condoms and tries to hook up with younger girls. hes high half the time and gets grounded alot.
connor was high yesterday and tried to fuck me!
by laughingcatemoji July 19, 2020
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