Goldfish Cheese

An insult to use when something just really fucking sucks.. just some real bottom of the barrel shit!

This song is straight goldfish cheese bro get outta here 😂❌❌

by kangaroosforever78 April 14, 2021

cheese paradox

since cheese has holes in it, the more cheese, the more holes. holes are not cheese, which means you have less cheese with more cheese. so, the more cheese you have, the less cheese you have.

you'd better tell shrek not to get too much cheese or else the cheese paradox might occur

by yeedinosaur May 27, 2021

Cheese Hooker

a non binary person that sticks a dildo into a piece of gouda cheese

"Jessica is a cheese hooker"

by All-Star Bandit June 29, 2022

Cheese Toast

A derogatory term referring to East Coast Crips. East Coast Crips are a Los Angeles gang located in the eastern portion of South Central Los Angeles. East Coast Crips have no connection to the East Coast of the United States, they simply call themselves East Coast Crips because the territory they claim lies in the eastern section of South Central Los Angeles. Rival gangs especially Latino gangs, call them Cheese Toast.

"Fuck those Cheese Toast niggas!"

by afr3cb February 17, 2010

cave cheese

1) when a chick doesnt clean too well in her "special area" and little chunks of debris slowly form into pieces of smelly cheese.

dude, oh man, seriously, i went down on sally the other night and laid my tongue into some serious cave cheese man. i almost barfed all over her!

by kurticus July 7, 2007

Cheese Jizz

Using melted cheese as lubrication for sex or jerking off.

"I totally cheese jizzed last night"
"Me and my wife where looking for something different, so we cheese jizzed."

by PrototypeXt3 March 13, 2009

Cheese up

1. To crack a huge grin

2. When something makes you so happy that it makes you smile.

3. To make someone else smile

This term originates from the word cheesin, which means having a big smile on your face.

1. I brought something in my bag that's gonna cheese you up!

2. I was so cheesed up when I got accepted to the uni of my dreams

3. Dawg what's wrong with you? You've been frowning all day. Cheese up!

by TheBx41 October 16, 2012