Jim: I don’t even know why u broke up with me.
Jim’s Ex Girlfriend: Cause ur dick a tic.
Jim starts to heat up from the inside then soundenly explodes and instantly goes to hell along with his destroyed ego and forever is insulted by the demons in hell.
Jim’s Ex Girlfriend: Cause ur dick a tic.
Jim starts to heat up from the inside then soundenly explodes and instantly goes to hell along with his destroyed ego and forever is insulted by the demons in hell.
by bernard pipes May 15, 2018
Get the ur dick a ticmug. In the relm of insults such as “ur mom gay” “ur dad lesbian” “ur sister a mister” “ur granny tranny” and “your family tree LGBT” but is much worse and more severe than them all.
Josh: “Hey dude ur mom gay haha.”
Mark: “Ur poo LGBTQ”
*Suddenly the world is overcome with natural disasters as earthquakes shake the ground and volcanoes erupt everywhere. Even God himself implodes.
Mark: “Ur poo LGBTQ”
*Suddenly the world is overcome with natural disasters as earthquakes shake the ground and volcanoes erupt everywhere. Even God himself implodes.
by nate_hawk_9 May 15, 2018
Get the Ur poo LGBTQmug. the most devastating insult ever. Often paired with: Your dad lesbian
Your granny tranny
Your sister a mister
NO U
Your granny tranny
Your sister a mister
NO U
by wHY DoNt I haVE A pENis October 10, 2018
Get the Ur Mom Gaeimug. One of the most devastating insults of all time. God himself fears the power of this insult. Only to be used in extreme circumstances. This insult is so devastating it can't even be returned by No u.
1. ur mum gay lol
2. ur dad lesbian
1.ur granny tranny
2. ur grandpap a trap
1. ur sister a mister
2. ur brother a mother
1. ur niece obese
2. ur nephew a jew
*everything is fucking obliterated as the universe implodes
2. ur dad lesbian
1.ur granny tranny
2. ur grandpap a trap
1. ur sister a mister
2. ur brother a mother
1. ur niece obese
2. ur nephew a jew
*everything is fucking obliterated as the universe implodes
by canadianboi May 14, 2018
Get the ur nephew a jewmug. the ultimate roast, but if they say no u then the whole world will collapse under everyone's feet.
But then, you say no u squared and spawn the infinity gauntlet to end the battle once and for all
But then, you say no u squared and spawn the infinity gauntlet to end the battle once and for all
by JosephBeAnEgg23 March 19, 2019
Get the Ur Grandpap A Trapmug. The holy grail of all roasts
John: ur mum gay
Me: *pauses*
John: do it
Me:u-ur anCeSToRS INCESTORS
John: *has seizure, disintegrates*
Me: *pauses*
John: do it
Me:u-ur anCeSToRS INCESTORS
John: *has seizure, disintegrates*
by #JK11 May 16, 2018
Get the ur ancestors incestorsmug. Worse than Your mom gay
Ur mama in a trauma It is a worse version of your mom gay
Billy: loser
John: ur mom gay
Billy: ur dad lesbian
John: don’t make me
Billy: I dare you.
John:YO MAMA IN A TRAUMA
Billy aged backwards, created a black hole, caught on fire, then dies. His body creates an even bigger black hole, and kills everyone but John, who is to savage for death.
Rest in piss billy
Billy: loser
John: ur mom gay
Billy: ur dad lesbian
John: don’t make me
Billy: I dare you.
John:YO MAMA IN A TRAUMA
Billy aged backwards, created a black hole, caught on fire, then dies. His body creates an even bigger black hole, and kills everyone but John, who is to savage for death.
Rest in piss billy
by Scaredchildren2392¶ June 26, 2018
Get the Ur mama in a traumamug.