question: how many pigs does it take for a cow to go on a date with a wolf that jumps off cliffs into space?
answer: nine chickens.
answer: nine chickens.
guy: damn how’d you know how many pigs it takes for a cow to go on a date with a wolf that jumps off cliffs into space?
girl: the taylor algorithm.
girl: the taylor algorithm.
by childsupportt April 2, 2020
Get the the taylor algorithmmug. by killmeplzzz March 11, 2021
Get the taylor smithmug. by lilcloudgirl January 19, 2021
Get the Taylor Swiftmug. Is the gayest person known to man. Even though she likes a boy, he could be disguised as a woman...… VERY VERY VERY beautiful BUT she calls her self ugly and if you ever meet her just know you are one of the luckiest people alive.....also Aaliyah taylor is a pornstar :)
by NC_Rocky May 2, 2019
Get the Aaliyah Taylormug. by lol Taylor May 17, 2017
Get the taylor wellsmug. A brilliant actor with a variety of roles, all of which he was good in. The most overlooked role is in Abduction (2011).
Person: "Remember the Taylor Lautner film: "Abduction" from 2011?"
Literally any other person: "Nah, but I remember him as Sharkboy and Jacob Black now."
Person: "It was such an amazing film, and those critics don't know what they're talking about. They're probably all too big of twilight fans to get their heads out of their..."
Literally any other person: "Fine, I'll watch the movie."
*Watches it*
Literally any other person: "That was DAMN GOOD!!!! The acting, the actors, so rich, so good... it's the perfect abduction film, and they should do a sequel with Taylor Lautner again OMG!!!!!!"
Person: Yet critics rate it very poorly, and it made only 90 million at the box office.
Literally any other person: "I cannot deny, that role was seriously overlooked! He should do more movies like that!"
Literally any other person: "Nah, but I remember him as Sharkboy and Jacob Black now."
Person: "It was such an amazing film, and those critics don't know what they're talking about. They're probably all too big of twilight fans to get their heads out of their..."
Literally any other person: "Fine, I'll watch the movie."
*Watches it*
Literally any other person: "That was DAMN GOOD!!!! The acting, the actors, so rich, so good... it's the perfect abduction film, and they should do a sequel with Taylor Lautner again OMG!!!!!!"
Person: Yet critics rate it very poorly, and it made only 90 million at the box office.
Literally any other person: "I cannot deny, that role was seriously overlooked! He should do more movies like that!"
by HelaTHor4_GTGB May 9, 2021
Get the Taylor Lautnermug. Taylor Swift, the basic white girl who makes music that isn't as good as everyone turns it out to be. All her fans are apart of a cult full of little white girls that only care about Taylor. She has a dry voice and poor stage presence.
by KESHA LIED October 31, 2023
Get the Taylor Swiftmug.