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Table Top

The act of having a three way but using the unlucky 3rd as the table
John-Tom, you want to table top
Tom-No, I always lose
by SilversSun May 3, 2017
mugGet the Table Topmug.

no cheese on the table

"Man said he was gonna whoop me, but I think he's got no cheese on the table!"

"Yeah doig, yain't got nun to worry bout!"
by SpinklePantz March 3, 2021
mugGet the no cheese on the tablemug.

table

table is really the word cat in spanish, it’s true.
Let’s adopt a cat (table).”
by lulu_1521 February 2, 2023
mugGet the tablemug.

TABLE

A person who pops up randomly like a thirty second unskipable ad and brings the motherfucking table to the function
"Oh here comes jake the table" "table is so smash able"
by Capycinno March 22, 2025
mugGet the TABLEmug.

cut the table in half

I’m getting tried of talking about this, let’s just cut the table in half
by ReallyRealPerson1800 April 30, 2024
mugGet the cut the table in halfmug.

On Periodic Tables

Basically just a twist to the phrase “Period (girl, queen, etc.)”: A slang term used by ghetto girls or gay/zesty men to show approval for an action made by another, like a verbal applause in other words.
Jessica: Vanessa, were you talking shit?!
Vanessa: OMG no I wasn’t!!
Jessica: Lying ass hoe!! *Slaps Vanessa’s face*
Emma: Oop, and that’s on periodic tables!!
mugGet the On Periodic Tablesmug.

Fucking table slut

My "friends" let's call them Gabby, Emily, Shay, and Jori
by Yourfuckingtableslutmkm May 27, 2016
mugGet the Fucking table slutmug.

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