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Right Turn Clyde

I always thought this just meant you were a bit retarded. As in, you can only ever make an inside turn. So for us fellow colonialists, "Left turn Clyde". Never go against the flow.. only with it.. lick those windows.

Also apparently means some shit to do with a monkey but.. really?
Person 1: Oh shit, don't get directions from him!
Person 2: Why not?
Person 1: He is a window licker.. he's a proper "Right Turn Clyde". You'll end up going in a circle!
by anonymous October 17, 2021
mugGet the Right Turn Clydemug.
Stick it her butt and make a shit stick
Joey I turn her around and make her brown.

Dude that dirty
by Dick Thigh November 4, 2017
mugGet the turn her around and make her brownmug.

turn his lights on

she looks at him lustfully thinking of how she could turn his lights on
by A.Artsy December 18, 2017
mugGet the turn his lights onmug.

The May Turn

Anyone who realises what they have just said or done has gone down like a lead balloon and does the May turn faster than Johan Cruyff.
I will be a difficult woman and push for a hard Brexit, no, I'm doing the May Turn please, please, please prop up my government.
by waynemeister June 10, 2017
mugGet the The May Turnmug.

Turn one on

Let's go to the bar and turn one on
by Mcmcmcmcdaddy2.0 August 10, 2021
mugGet the Turn one onmug.

turn off your notifications

If you don’t wanna get notifications from me, turn off your notifications. It’s not that hard. If you don’t want me sending you messages, stop screaming at me and TURN YOUR NOTIFICATIONS OFF.
if you don’t want to hear my messages, turn off your notifications.
Example:
person 1: im watching tv stop texting me
person 2: okay im gonna send you some stuff to see later so turn your notifications off.
person 1 (5 minutes later): STOP TEXTING ME OMGGGG
person 2: I said to turn your notifications off is it that hard?

person 1: stop texting me already.
person 2: I wasn’t texting you until you texted me randomly 5 minutes later. I stopped!
person 1 (9 minutes later): ugh im trying to spend some quality time with my family would you stop!
person 2: *writes this*

(I’m person 2 🙂)
by NikitaGaveMeApples! August 4, 2022
mugGet the turn off your notificationsmug.

U-Turn

When one is about to finish and the male or female then turns the guys dick on him, causing him to finish on himself.
Robert: Wtf why did you just U-turn me?!?!
Julia: I thought thats what you wanted me to do sorry.
by WhiteClawWizard February 27, 2020
mugGet the U-Turnmug.

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