TOYS

TOYS is an acronym.
It means 'Tired Of Your Shit'

Ugh i'm so toys

by Lexioni April 6, 2015

Toynado

Apocalyptic living room clutter created by children carelessly leaving their things scattered all around.

We weren't expecting you until tomorrow! Sorry for the toynado. Just step around the Legos.

by darrenoia May 12, 2016

Toylicker

A person who likes to lick freshly used sex toys

That toylicker just can't get enough of licking sex toys.

by Voniter September 24, 2016

toyoff

To toy with someone emotionally, sexually, mentally etc

I like to toyoff Steven. He is hot AF.

by B7wrkj November 27, 2016

Toyt

Different, more fluid sounding version of tight.

That hole was toyt

by hugo512 April 9, 2017

Toyfriend

A mutually respecting relationship that you both know has no future. More than fuck buddies or friends with benefits but not a boyfriend/girlfriend.

He is great, but only my toyfriend. Not the one. Not quite relationship material.

by T Cee May 31, 2017

toysrory

When you type toy or toystory into your phone and it autocorrects to toysrory, even though it is not an actual English word.

"Have you seen Toysrory 3?"
"I'm buying my son a toysrory."
"Doctor, don't touch my toysrory!"

by Yard Cabbage June 17, 2017