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anal butter

its the mixture of a lil bit of shit and cum on your dick after you pull out of a chicks ass, that looks a bit like butter.
man i just fucked your sister in the ass and she licked off all the anal butter of my cock
by psychopathic ninja May 24, 2008
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Butter knife

A butter knife is a knife made from butter. As knives go it's pretty good as long as you keep it very cold.

Waaaay back before the Bronze Age, there is no evidence of butter implements being used. However, we are sure that the cavemen used butter knives of a rudimentary design. Unfortunately for archaeologists, global warming of the earth over the past few thousand years has caused all ancient butter knives to melt. All that is left are a few knife-shaped grease stains. I wish people would stop warming thier bloody globals, it's causing untold damage.

We do know that the Neanderthals used butter spears to kill their prey, and butter arrows and quivers were used in the middle ages. Evidence for this has been found in the European Butter Mountains.
How to make a butter knife:

Take some fresh dairy butter and sharpen the butter until razor sharp. Keep in the fridge.
by kodiac1 July 4, 2006
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hooker butter

it's whenever a hooker and or a loved one with bad yellowish teeth gets a cumshot in the mouth, and then proceeds to slosh it between thier teeth and spits it out, leaving the cum thick and yellow like butter.
"dude, did you see cindy?", "Yeah man that slut had hooker butter all over her shirt"
by bhuh February 22, 2008
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peenut butter

Pee- Piss in her bum
Nut- well pretty self explanatory, you nut in the butt
Butt- the jar
Er- I don't know it makes it sound cooler at the end
Sarah said she was feeling dry so I made her sticky with some peenut butter
by IputtheSTDinStudMuffin June 13, 2017
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extra butter

She gave me some extra butter at the end of Jurassic World
by Bizcocho May 31, 2017
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lung-butter

I had a bad cold and hacked up gobs of lung-butter.
by sputumqueen December 8, 2013
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Butter Mouthing

The act or form of talking too much crunk at the mouth level.
That stock lady needs to stop butter mouthing before she gets bows dropped on her head.
by Jose Cansaco April 15, 2008
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