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Ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag

Find a side that's brighter than bad
Stick it out but never get mad
No control, no plans
Ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag

It never gives, not what you want
Falling short just defining my sort
Scared to fail, scared of success
Never take less
Is this really what you want?
Don't aim too high or they'll cut you right back
Feel like ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag

Keep them dumb, keep them numb, keep them ripped
Paid the money then they syphon the slip
Think you're flying but they're bluffing the hand
An empty promise from a selfish brat

Every lesson that's ever been taught
Never learn comes undone just as quick its learnt
Told to trust, surrounded by a system of fraud
Doused in gas, set on fire now watch me burn
by V8sforlife July 31, 2023
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Apple Pound

I caught my friend Earl Apple pounding an expired apple pie
by Tremdom January 29, 2025
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pound those cakes

Girl let me pound those cakes for you!
by PapiChulo11 January 27, 2022
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bailey one pound coffee

means when your succeeding in life
harry is succeeding in life he bought a Bailey one pound coffee helicopter.
by mummakesshittea November 25, 2021
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pound of bacon with a side of sausage

When a man pegs his lady friend, and then goes to town on that labia majora.
I saw Dopey last night and had a pound of bacon with a side of sausage.
by AmSchem June 15, 2017
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Pound Van Cab

A drinking game usually played the morning after a party consisting of at least four players. Similar to the card game Asshole or Janitor, except the loser must drink one serving of alcohol; One Beer, Shot, or serving of wine.

If the person who lost last round loses again and HAS not finished his drink from that round, he must finish it and chug his new drink.
Wow that pre drink at Sarah's was awesome, but Pound Van Cab is what it's all about.

Adam was such a wuss all morning, he didn't play one round of Pound Van Cab after the party.

Luka got so messed after Pound Van Cab this morning, I wonder if he can go hard tonight.

- Nah, Maddog's got his shit down pat.
by kovila13 February 19, 2012
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