People on Twitter who have a lot of followers but no actual real friends.
They're friends with other Twitter famous people.
They write loads of stuff on Twitter to make out that they're cool, edgy, and have an exciting life, when in reality, they've no friends and are dying for attention.
They're friends with other Twitter famous people.
They write loads of stuff on Twitter to make out that they're cool, edgy, and have an exciting life, when in reality, they've no friends and are dying for attention.
Twitter goon
that person is such a Twitter goon. they have hundreds of followers but no friends in real life
that person is such a Twitter goon. they have hundreds of followers but no friends in real life
by ketamine1 March 6, 2015
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by Shakespeare dihh August 8, 2025
Get the Femboy Goon Cage mug.When a porn addict takes his/her/their addiction to a whole new kind of form. For gooners, pornography is a kind of psychedelic experience.
See porn addiction in reference to hypnosis kink.
See porn addiction in reference to hypnosis kink.
Person 1: What the hell is Jonathan doing?
Person 2: He isn't just watching porn anymore, told me was gooning.
Person 1: hell is that?
Person 2: Apparently gooning is the new way of psychedelic tripping *and* getting off. He has left this world in favor of hypnosis and porno titties.
Person 2: He isn't just watching porn anymore, told me was gooning.
Person 1: hell is that?
Person 2: Apparently gooning is the new way of psychedelic tripping *and* getting off. He has left this world in favor of hypnosis and porno titties.
by schizo_sissy May 21, 2024
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Get the Gooning mug.Goon Squad-A group of guys, that are sworn to cause trouble where ever they go. They tend to rough up anyone that comes in their way, and no one questions their behavior. They're always looking for a good time, whether it's a drive-by, a jam session, harmful pranks, trolling, or Nerf gun wars, either way they're gonna get stuff done. If you ain't runnin' with them, run from 'em, because they are goons! To avoid being busted by the po-po, they may also live under pseudonyms. The most advanced GOON Squad members are usually in a more secret society called "The GOON Squad Elite". The female version is called a "GOONette Squad", even tho The Disney Knob Napper believes women have no rights...People that take part in the Alphabet soup community are not permitted but get made fun of.
by GaysWrongBoi May 22, 2019
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by Curry john stone September 4, 2024
Get the skibidi sigma ohio toilet gooning mug.A generally low ranking member of the Unorganized Militia. These are generally the most disposable members of a revolution, that exist to die protecting Liberty and overthrowing tyranny. True Goons are well trained and have the "Speak Softly, but carry a big stick" mentality. They are lovers of people and defenders of freedom. Goons have no racial, Gender, religious, orientation, or Socioeconomic criteria to join. They are an all inclusive group and welcome anyone (besides tyrants and pedophiles).
The Goons are down at the Public library, wearing plate carriers with their rifles, to keep the mayor from burning the books that cover the terrible things the Nazi's did.
by George Washington's Ghost October 1, 2021
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