Salty Car Wash

Having a danger wank in a car during a storm at the seaside .
Yah dancer , It's pishing down , time for a drive down to the coast for a salty car wash.
by UrbanSlide May 10, 2024
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washing the fruit

This is when you put your twig and berries in the sink at home, office, or public restroom.
Josh was caught washing the fruit at the office.
by urbandickchinairy March 10, 2016
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Het-Washing

The act of historians intentionally reframing historically queer relationships as platonic friendships in order to 'wash' queer identity from history.
"I was shocked to learn that the two English artist bros who lived together for 50 years as confirmed bachelors, who never married, who shared a bed because their bromance was so strong, who kept up daily written correspondence their entire lives turned out to just be roommates! Thanks, Het-Washing for sanitizing my view of history!

See also: "Oh My God They Were Roommates Vine"
by S. Strides November 17, 2022
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Dog Wash

While you in the shower and hitting it from the back(doggy), your partner turns the shower head on jet and sprays your asshole with it.
"I came so hard the other day when my girl and I did a dog wash, and my ass has never felt cleaner."
by Bamafisher522 October 27, 2023
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ball wash

Cleaning ones man part prior to the act of coitus as a courtesy. Aided with unique grooming products targeted at such tender endeavors.
Sara Cotter says, “I won’t even consider looking at the thing until you use ball wash to ball wash your bits”.
by Katizzle January 28, 2021
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identity washing

The process of allowing newly obtained information, over a period of time, to change your beliefs in such a way that are you no longer capable of seeing differently than your beliefs.
After graduating from college, it was clear to her friends that Karen had been identity washing herself; she would become enraged if you disagreed with her.
by The Sarcastic Republican September 30, 2020
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