Muffin Fudger

To be used in place of "Mother F***er".
If one is not allowed to swear, 'Muffin fudger' can be the replacement.

"You muffin fudger!"
"I hate muffin fudging homework."

by Pocahontas888 February 27, 2009

Chicken Muffin

A Nickname for a/your dog.

Kristen: Scott look it's a chicken Muffin.

Scott: Kristen that's not a chicken Muffin it's a dog.

by Wild_things69 May 1, 2018

pumpkin muffin

When a female receives cunnilingus after getting filled with semen from one or more men.

I just gave your mom a 10 man pumpkin muffin.

She's your mom too sis...

by Willow Killmeister October 13, 2013

giggle muffin

its a muffin that makes u high :D the end

matt what are u eating...oh nothing just a giggle muffin...oh no man ur going to get high

by jfoaljfiajf June 3, 2011

muffin cruncher

A female who prefers muffin to schlong.

She doesn't seem to like guys; I think she's a muffin cruncher.

by seymour heines February 26, 2008

Mud Muffin

When a girl has the distasteful habit of wiping back to front instead of front to back like a proper lady.

You really don't want to go down on Sandra. i heard she has a nasty mud muffin.

by junglefeverjake February 27, 2015

muffin pie

1. A beautiful tempting and flawless pussy

2. A gay dude aka. Bitch ass, pillow biter, buttdart, rump ranger, jack master.

Why is Jaime always acting like a muffin pie?

by Rule 2 May 10, 2005