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Noise Tax

An informal but harsh penalty dealt out by neighbors of people who feel the need to show off the loud exhausts on their motorcycles and sports cars, their illegal fireworks or 12 million watt subwoofers. Also people who are mystified by their car alarms, can't properly care for pets and children, and talk outside windows late at night like they're at some club can expect an invoice

The tax itself is on a sliding scale based on the offender, the offense, and how often it happens: ranges from being anonymously being reported to local Code Enforcement or a Karen-post on Nextdoor and can escalate beyond minor frozen urine puddles to facing an arson charge for the recipient
Wayne was happy his favorite sports team won, he didn't know or care that the single mother next door was up past her shift tending to her son with colic so he was surprised to find a dirty diaper through his sunroof; the frustrated mother had succeeded in exacting a Noise Tax.
by Bryan Eurism March 23, 2021
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fanum tax

The member AMP house called fanum takes food from his friends. He win either do it in certain portions or all of it. he is also usually described as being fat. That's why he take their food. the members he usually take from is Kai Cenat, Agent, Duke Dennis,ETC
"Fanum Barges into the room"

Kai Cenat: YOOO! what are you doing?

Fanum: it's time for the fanum tax

"fanum take's kai's food"

"Kai starts crying"

"fanum leaves fatter than he arrived as"

The end
by 2DMath February 9, 2025
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brat tax

Brat Tax is a tax on millionaires and billionaires brats on what they inherit over $3,500,000.
Bill Gate's kid will have to pay a Brat Tax on any money they make over the first 3.5 million, oooh, poor baby.
by reagansmarley January 25, 2019
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fanum tax

Fanum tax has multiple meanings
1. Stealing food (crime)

2. Fanum stealing food from kai cenat (way too specific)

3. Pink and dark brown fluid that tastes metallic and soapy (bodily fluid)

4. Finding the expansion of fanum tax glands making few little hills on your arm attractive (compliment)

5. Wrong pronunciation of element 184/Fantaxium (wrong)

6. Any money spemt for food
M. 1: He got 9 hours in prison for fanum taxing
M. 2: Fanum fanum taxes again.

M. 3: Keep the fanum tax healthy with nice food
M. 4: You're so fanum tax.

M. 5: What was that fanum tax rock
M. 6: The fanum taxes are higher due to inflation.
by Balixhium_ingot December 2, 2023
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Fanum Tax

'Fanum Tax' is something that regularly happens on Kai's streams anytime food is involved, and has since picked up in popularity — garnering a jaw-dropping 321 million views on TikTok as of 2023. The term 'Fanum Tax' is used anytime someone wants to 'yoink' your food.
Ay blud can I fanum tax you?

Hell no.

(takes anyway)
by speedyadventure October 19, 2023
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tax haven

Tax haven is a country in which big companies like Facobook or Microsoft or any other business giant deposite their profit for tiny prices to avoid taxes, whereas you work your ass off to revive the economy.
Company X reported operating 25 subsidiaries in tax havens in 2012.
by oudaday August 15, 2016
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