When you and your best friend whip out their penises and slap them on the table. Loudest or most unique slap wins the match.
by Devo09 July 12, 2024

Buying tables is female code speak for having sexual intercourse. Usually without strings or outwith a relationship.
"Oh me and Tom went buying tables this afternoon, it was fantastic"
"Richard told me tonight that he's only really interested in buying tables with me"
"Richard told me tonight that he's only really interested in buying tables with me"
by Howerd_Stern_Face September 22, 2011

A game played on a table tennis table with a size 4 football.
The rules are similar to table tennis, but you hit the ball with your hands instead of a racket.
You play to 5 with 28 games per season; if it goes to 4-4 you go into a deuce where one player has to win by 2 over another (eg. 5-4 isn’t a win, 6-4 would be.)
A simple game with simple rules that is easy to learn but hard to master, I’d recommend it!
The rules are similar to table tennis, but you hit the ball with your hands instead of a racket.
You play to 5 with 28 games per season; if it goes to 4-4 you go into a deuce where one player has to win by 2 over another (eg. 5-4 isn’t a win, 6-4 would be.)
A simple game with simple rules that is easy to learn but hard to master, I’d recommend it!
Man, my table football season is going so badly!
Have you seen how well Gabriel’s doing in our table football league now?
Have you seen how well Gabriel’s doing in our table football league now?
by misf3re November 22, 2021

An individual who pops up randomly around and about like a 30 second unskipable advertisement and likes to spread alpha male red-pill quotes and trying to make it seem like they are the main character.
Person One: "Oh, here comes table, I haven't been able to avoid him today!"
Person Two: "I know right?! brings the motherfucking table!!!"
Person Two: "I know right?! brings the motherfucking table!!!"
by Capycinno April 3, 2025

by NebMan_Ih June 12, 2021

by Evilmario22404 July 3, 2018

Get on the table
I stole 9 tables worth of cash from Angela, she needs to stop sleeping in monopoly go
I stole 9 tables worth of cash from Angela, she needs to stop sleeping in monopoly go
by Koreey☠️🤙 September 24, 2023
