swamp daddy

A man hailing from the swamps of the gulf coast region. A pimp by nature. One cool character. Keeps his pimp hand strong by keeping all his swamp hoe's and swamp baby mama's in check. His modo "Keep calm and swag on"

Person: that dude is one coolcat.
Person: Yeah he is a real Swamp Daddy!

by Eagleheart1981 December 23, 2014

swamp log

when you take a dump and your turd is covered with stringy, mossy-looking stuff, a la after you've eaten a lot of lettuce

A took a dump and squeaked out a swamp log the other day.

by waca waca 22 November 24, 2013

swamp horse

The most glorious of horses known to mankind. Can do anything but fly and is tough to catch in the wild. Makes John Wayne look like a pussy.

Dude you see that swamp horse!!!

Naw what horse?

Never mind he just flew off.

by Wakka flokka burr December 22, 2013

Swamp Donkey

A very ugly, usually fat guy who hangs around in bars and clubs waiting to sexually assault females who are too drunk to defend themselves

derrick is a swamp donkey!

by hermanator1234 January 29, 2015

Swamp Samuria

A derogatory term for a person of Asian decent that hangs with homies of the African decent.

Kevin soon realized he turned into a swamp samuria after hanging around Tyrone and his gang.

by JsusFish February 19, 2015

swamp lung

when your girl swallows everytime and comes down with a chronic case of swamp lung

"damn my girl got swamp lung"

by SwampLung March 30, 2015

swamp ass

When you hold in a poop in a car with the seat heater on and your poop starts to water down and it runs down your butt.

"OH SHIT SON IM STARTING TO GET SWAMP ASS"

by shit mc D May 15, 2015