Sweet Summer Child

Someone naive, or someone assuming something will be easy due to lack of experience.

Person 1: Getting a job will be the easy part

Person 2: Oh you sweet summer child-

by FunkyF0rk November 29, 2023

Summer

If one more person fucking calls me Winter, autumn, spring or dummer i might just murder everyone in 2.5 seconds

Gay fag- “Hey, Winter”

Summer- “Im actually going to slit your neck if you do that one more time”

by Not winter December 6, 2023

Summer All-American

Someone who is a college runner that visits Boulder or Flagstaff during the summer and only talks about being All-American in cross country. These athletes usually hammer easy runs, finish outside the top 150, or never make it to nationals.

Andrew: You see those “Summer All-Americans” hammering their long run at Mags.

by Runnerboy69 December 8, 2023

Hot girl summer

When your toenails are painted white

“I love your toes! White is a great color on you”

“Thanks! It’s hot girl summer”

by Shielahh July 16, 2023

Summer Scorcher

The absolute best and hottest golf tournament. Started by Golf Grand Master Mark "golf Jesus" Plinski. In Phoenix Arizona

Hey man, you going to the Summer Scorcher?

by gabeknight July 20, 2023

Summer Slut

Someone that travels to a hotter climate during winter to avoid the cold.

Jesse, that Australian guy, visits the United States each year between May and October to avoid winter in Australia, and then returns to Australia in November when it's summer again in the Southern Hemisphere. He's such a summer slut!

by FlareKai July 23, 2023

Summer

One of the worst seasons in existence, it will be 12:00 am and it will still be 90 degrees or more. The only upsides are School being out, MLB, Formula 1 and NASCAR seasons start, and you can go to Disneyland, the most terrible place on Earth. This is why Fall and Winter are superior.

Student: Oh i can't wait until school is out
Student in Summer: AHHHHHHHH I'M ON FIRE

by t0ph4t1 July 24, 2023