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spit shinin'

he is always spit shinin' on food an cloths.
by greenfox212 March 17, 2014
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Spit

Spit Is A Form Of Mouth Juice That Is Expelled By Sucking Saliva From The Back Of The Mouth And ''Spiting'' It Out.
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Shmear spit needle of discharge

Very similar to the blumpkin dip tower of doom, the Shmear spit tower of discharge has some minor changes:

Two women and one man in a port-o-potty,

One female sits on toilet and shits while the man eats her box,

The other female stands behind the man and quad finger bangs his poophole,

Both females then hack phlegm (the thick mucus secreted in the respiratory passages and discharged through the mouth) onto the male participants back.
While this fantastic orgy is occuring, both females hold one hand as high as they can to emulate the Space Needle.

When both females are done ejaculating, it is encouraged to leave the boy laying in the port-o-john and walk away.
Elaine: "Yo that sloppy boy is laying fetal in the grass! Let's go draw on him!!"
Leigh: "Fuck that there's a portopotty, let's Shmear spit needle of discharge the shit out of him"

Elaine: "You always come up with the best ideas, I'll meet you in there, gotta grab the finger lube."
by spitneedle August 19, 2012
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Sidebar Spit

A public request for a private freestyle session usually employed when in the company of others in a social gathering such as a club, a party, or gathering. The announcement of "Sidebar Spit" is for those who Spit or enjoy listening and is intended to prevent others outside the circle from interrupting the flow.
SG: Yo JDot get PB3... Sidebar Spit

JDot: Hannnnhhhh!
by Jay Dot Holla Mane October 26, 2009
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Spit Roast

It's like an Eiffel Tower but you don't hi-five.
I was the middle of a spit roast last night.
by Hary Gofman June 3, 2023
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Spitting Sally

A spitting sally is when you spit in your hand to jack off
Give yourself a spitting sally
by ashman2 March 11, 2024
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Spit on a midget day.

Today is your lucky day. Don't know why?
It is because today you kan spit on any midget at his/hers face. Make sure to spit twice if the midget is named Zack.
"I've always wanted to spit on a midget, OH My! It's spit on a midget day. How nice.

Time to go and spit on my friend Zack, cause he is a horny motherfucker.
by Fluffyseat October 21, 2019
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