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Surprise Spider-Man

When a bukkake group cums into a jar for someone. This person then goes and finds the enemy and splatters them with cum, Spider-Man style.
This dude at work is such a douche, one day I'm gonna come in and give him a Surprise Spider-Man.
by MorningFey September 18, 2016
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spider

a spider a male who ejaculates in a female ass whole and it swerves around like a spider as she screams that's so nice
OH YES DADDY SEV DO A SPIDER MEEEEEEEE, THAT'S SO NICE MAYBE ADD SOME URINE WARM MY COLD BODY UP SINCE YOUR COCK IS ALSO HELPING WITH THAT.
by sev is senpai 420 69 September 26, 2020
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california spider

The act of sucking multiple ducks in the middle of a porta-potty in fucking Denver.
Dude, that was a totally sick California Spider last night! We gotta do it again.
by Yung Kringe January 23, 2017
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Spider-Man Disease

Spider-Man Disease is a disease in which someone has hallucinations where they believe that they are something more than human, often believing that they have superpowers. It is named after the famous superhero that people later figured out was hallucinating.
“Why's he kicking the air"
Oh don't worry he just has Spider-Man Disease"
by The Kash Register October 25, 2022
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burning spider

Burning spider is a person who sucks at red dead redemption 2.
It's started on 7/27/2022 at exactly 9:42 PM. (The exact seconds aren't known and will remain a mystery to all mankind
by anonymous July 27, 2022
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Brown recluse spiders

Spiders that kill you in your sleep when they come inside every fall.
The guy from Canada claimed to have lost his entire family to brown recluse spiders. For him Arachnophobia was not a movie, it was his life ever since he lost them.
by The Original Agahnim September 28, 2021
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alert the spiders

'Alert the spiders' is a rural colloquialism from northern California where I grew up in the '60's. I heard it from my parents and grandparents (California, New Mexico, Nevada and Iowa) all my life. It referred to rural mail routes out in the country away from town. Often spiders would get into the mailboxes and spin webs. Sometimes we would sweep them out with a broom if they got too close to the front, but often we would just leave them alone. When important letters or small packages were being sent, we would receive a phone call from the sender who would say "Alert the spiders!" and we would know to watch for the mailman who would place the treasure in the mailbox, disturbing the spiders who might get crushed... if we hadn't 'alerted' them.
Grandma called her daughter on the phone to let her know a small package was coming, "Alert the spiders!" she said.
by Darth Pop February 28, 2023
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