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The J Special

A very low-effort, highly rewarding sales transaction. I.e. when someone (very commonly your very first customer) comes in that knows exactly what they want, no questions asked, and you simply have to press the buttons to earn commission.
Bro I came into work today to The J Special, I'm up $75 in my first hour!
by unearthen November 24, 2018
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carnivore special

When a male/female grinds up beef, poultry or fish then places it on ones vagina. They will now announce "Mmmmmmm chalupa!"
That girl had the biggest "O" face while i was giving her a carnivore special.
by Bert Goo March 20, 2003
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Bromburglar Special

A very tasty drink that no one knows exactly how to make. It's one part rum, one part whiskey, Jose Cuervo, whip creme and "Bromberg's super special ingredient."
dude how did i get from tuscaloosa to china, and it's tuesday what the fuck. I must've had the Bromburglar Special
by The Bromburglar Special December 13, 2009
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special dispensation

When you are allowed out with the lads for a 'heavy lashing' due to exceptional circumstances which can't be refused (eg Wetting the babies head, Stag Do etc). Also commonly referred to as a '24 hour pass'.
'But love, its Barry's stag do, I can't not go - you've got to give me special dispensation!!', 'hmmmmm, this is the seventh stag do that Barry's had in 3 months' murmured Tracy suspiciously.
by chesterpest January 22, 2010
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Blue Special

The act of wearing a blue male thong under white rip-off pants
Kyle and TJ are Both sporttin the Blue Special today DAAMMMNNN!!!!
by Strippin November 11, 2003
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gooch special

the lunch choice of the gooch everyday at the SBC caf
consists of the chicken burger and fries with a pepsi
by Frank Lester January 29, 2008
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The Special Goodness

The side band of the drummer of Weezer-Pat Wilson and the drummer of Offspring-Atom Willard.

Their latest cd was titled "Land, Air, Sea" and was amazing!

Pat plays the guitar and sings, while Atom plays the drums, and at the moment Scott Shriner (bassist of Weezer) is filling in on bass.
guy: hey, are you a weezer fan?
girl: oh yeah totally!
guy: yeah! how do you like pat's side band-The Special Goodness?
girl:pat...pat who? Huh?
guy: the drummer of weezer's side band is called the special goodness.
girl: oh...nope. wanna make out though?
guy: psshhh you n00b! no way
by Becca December 13, 2004
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