Sports

Ish.

What’s sports it’s ish.

by Monkey101woop December 17, 2021

Shorts Merchant

Shorts Merchant- Somebody who is addicted to wearing shorts 24/7, 365. There is probably 1-2 shorts merchants in your life. Symptoms include general knowledge, use of shorts EVERY DAY and high IQ. This is recognised as a disease and if you discover somebody who is a shorts merchant please report it to the authorities.

"Did Markiplier actually watch the bite of 87? Like real?" - Shorts Merchant

by YhYhSound December 18, 2021

Sports cuck

A man who’d rather watch his favorite sports teams than bang his wife.. Meanwhile his wife gets fucked by real men

Seth is such a sports cuck. He doesn’t even realize it

by Jimmy2Stylz December 21, 2021

Sportsexual

Some jock who Whats to fuck there hobby

John: hey guys I have something to say…
Blue:what is it?
John: I’m coming out
Blue:oh cool! Don’t worry I will except you no matter what :)
John: as sportsexual!
*gunshots*

by Cheeseflavouredsnail December 28, 2021

Shorts

The remaining 10-20% of tobacco in a cigarette after the rest has been smoked.

Generally used when asking someone to give you this part of their cigarette.

*Person A is smoking a cigarette*
Moocher: hey can I get shorts on that?
Person A: sure
*Person A smokes 90% of the cigarette then gives the rest to Moocher to finish*

by phonaputer2 January 5, 2022

ShortStories

Amazing Minecraft Player That will destroy anyone with the word Blaze in their name

***Blaze: WE HAVE TO HIDE SHORTSTORIES IS COMING TO OBLITERATE US ALL

by Not Ablix February 16, 2022

sports traitor

An athlete that uses the resources of one country for most of their life and then represents a different country at the Olympics specifically because of anticipated future financial gain

Eileen Gu and Naomi Osaka are sports traitors because they were both raised and trained in the US then represented other countries in the Olympics.

by Commercial-Skirt-683 February 17, 2022