Devious Shuffle

The act of singing "Every day I'm shufflin'" from LMFAO's Party Rock Anthem and then stepping on an opened bottle of Elmer's glue, typically in another person's space.

Person 1: "Why is there glue on the floor?!"
Person 2: "Someone must've done a Devious Shuffle."

by lateregistrant January 9, 2024

Woodland Shuffle

The act of immediately making yourself busy due to possible future workload opportunities.

Before even being notified of a possible pursuit or DV, he just notified everyone he was out of position, then passed it to Solano or South Sac. He just did the Woodland Shuffle and moved on.

by anonymous February 4, 2024

Autistic shuffle

A tik tok dance done by basic white girls.

Andrue is a autistic shuffle fanatic!

by The lexi March 21, 2024

Polite shuffle

When you and another person come up to a path (like an intersection, a doorway, or a narrow hallway) where only one person can go, and you politely tell them to “go ahead” and they say “no, no, you go ahead” and then you both wait, and then go at the same time thinking that the other person will not concede, and you repeat this at least one more time.

Two drivers pull up to opposite sides of a 4-way stop at the same time. One is turning left, the other is going straight. The person going straight signals to left turn person to “go ahead”, while at the same time, the person turning left signals to the person going straight to “go ahead”. They signal back and forth and then wait, and eventually concede at the same time. They laugh and repeat the polite shuffle at least once more.

by LogicMonkey March 22, 2024

Skirt shuffle

When a pre op trans woman jerks herself off under her skirt. Another version of pocket pool.

I saw this woman doing the skirt shuffle at a train station, it was very weird

by Dabslevent May 10, 2024

Filibuster Shuffle

When you're trying to win at poker night. Time is running out and the dealer (who is leading in chips) won't fucking stop shuffling.

Mark stop doing a filibuster shuffle and deal the damn cards.

by FakirNamor May 18, 2024

Colombian shuffle

An epic game of ring-around-the-holesy.

When in missionary or doggy position, going back and forth between a hole every pump. Named after how Colombian gangsters shuffle- one batch of cards in the front, then some in the back, then in the front, then in the back.

Hey baby, you wanna do the Colombian Shuffle?

by Escort Services Rock June 6, 2024