Dirty Sebastion Espinas

When a big Spanish child who is a Jew loses a game of warzone and starts fingering his dog who is German. He licks the curry of indian tips and does the salsa dance on men's penises at the gay strip club.

I just lost a warzone game and am about to do do a dirty sebastion espinas.

by Felix's Cat November 13, 2022

Ivan Sebastian Cordoves

A man who is gods most prize possession. He has the looks, he has the body, he has the brains. Black hair, Very tall, Green Hazel eyes, pale skin, body of an athlete. Most generous, caring man you’ll ever come across. Loyal as anyone can be and will treat you like a goddess every second he breathes.

Person 1: Is that Ivan Sebastian Cordoves! I would like to take a chunk of that meat!

Person 2: Ew you dumb bitch, he’s taken by Valentina Zambrano!

by unknownuserhere March 20, 2023

John Sebastian

An American singer and songwriter best known as the leader of The Lovin' Spoonful and as the person who sings the theme song for "Welcome Back Kotter."

John Sebastian should have been more popular.

by Ubeenbamboozledson April 23, 2023

Linus Sebastian Syndrome (LSS)

Linus Sebastian Syndrome (LSS) is when someone keeps dropping expensive components and devices. For example dropping a GPU, RAM, CPU, MOTHERBOARD, CASE FANS, CPU FANS, PSU'S, Mobile Phones and so on.

In all seriousness this is more of a joke. No hard feelings linus :D

Do you have Linus Sebastian Syndrome (LSS)?
Bro why did you drop the GPU? Do you have Linus Sebastian Syndrome (LSS)?
According to my calculations you have Linus Sebastian Syndrome(LSS).

by Pinchelle September 5, 2023

Noah Sebastian

A beautiful man and Vocals for a band called Bad Omans

Person 1: hey, have you heard about Bad Omens? They seem like a really good band

Person 2: yeah, the vocalist, Noah Sebastian is beautiful!

by Somerandomgingerkid September 24, 2023

Juan Sebastian

Juan Sebastian is pure love. One thing for sure, Juan or Sebastian, or J-S…he doesn’t even know the complete extent of how his whole gorgeous being lights up Rachel’s heart and mind to a depth that cannot be calculated in numeric terms. It’s like the Richter scale, exponential.

He’s very handsome and very handy and yes it’s possible to be both at once. He’s an international man of mystery, with a penchant for facts. Yes, he’s clever and interesting and always captivates. He is thoughtful and always listens, even to the words left unsaid.

His vibe is chill, the creatures of the universe specifically cats, dogs and periquitos, admire his effortless magnetism.

Everyone should have the pleasure of loving and being loved by Juan Sebastian. But somehow Rachel became the luckiest of all.

I’ve never seen anything this Juan Sebastian in my whole life. What a gift from heaven.

Everything feels so Jean Sebastian, I couldn’t be happier.

I thought I knew that fact but I was Juan Sebastian‘ed to learn otherwise.

I needed to cudddle so I just Juan Sebastian’d it tonight.

11:11

by PeriquitaPeriquito February 23, 2024

Dirty Sebastian

When a man projectile vomits in another man's butt.

I heard that Bill was given a dirty sebastian, I wonder if it was chunky or not.

by Envybear3473 April 2, 2024