seasonal sprite

short

hey look its a seasonal sprite
theyre so fucking short

by anonymous December 14, 2020

Hoodie season

Stealing a boys hoodie and never giving it back

"Hey its hoodie season" girl 1 says
"Oh no.."

by XxmElOnsX November 9, 2020

Seasoned meat

When you date an older man. Your man is not “old”. He’s seasoned like a delicious meal.

Seasoned definition means been around forever. And meat is whatever you want that to mean. It can mean Penis or the girth of their body

Damn your man is old! I’m surprised you’re even together.

Response: I like him cause he’s seasoned meat. He’s an acquired taste.

by Sophia in real life January 4, 2021

Season

A term used to express 1 year

If we caught we gon go away for 100 season-tee grizzly

by Snowflake killer January 20, 2021

Lil nigga season

Keep lil nigga away from yo fridge!

And watch until he becomes a god on February. (Lil nigga season will last until February 1 to September 31)

by Peanutpongbutter January 31, 2021

dunking season

An extended period of time that is clearly ripe for opportunities to collectively denounce someone's bad behavior, especially if the response en masse was unexpected.

I'm not surprised everyone's taking a run at Bean Dad...it's been dunking season all pandemic long.

by QB Eagles February 2, 2021

Allergy season

The time of year it's not cold or getting cold that the grief tragedy/sympathy inudustry/media/scientists/government/ healthcare officials warn people about another wave of disease.

The grief/tragedy/sympathy tries to get people to panic the most when the weather gets cooler, cold, or when there are lots of allergens in the air, since people tend to be less certain of their health during these times. People spend money differently when they panic, and the same people in the grief/tragedy/sympathy industry know that and capitalize off it. Allergy season helps them out, though it doesn't do everyone else much good.

by Solid Mantis March 11, 2021