Sucks at life

Can't do anything right. Spends time getting high on pills and drunk while trying to make funny jokes, which they fail at miserably. Also is a terrible fantasy football player. Tattoos are lame and uninspired.

Jim is such a fucking loser, he sucks at life so bad he only has 1 fantasy football win this year. He also has a faggy tramp stamp tattoo. What a fucking dipshit!

by 4xchamp November 17, 2019

counter-suck

When you nut and ygirls mouth and she spits it back into your penis hole

Damn my dick hurts, girl gave my the counter-suck

by Fourjewinthebasement January 17, 2018

Suck-it list

In place of having a comeback you would refer to the suck-it list.

Person 1: starts to roast you intensely
Person 2: Quick toss me the suck-it list *reads intensely* You can suck on a turkey's tail feathers

by Daffew May 27, 2016

suck fomer

suck fomer

yo it’s homecoming suck fomers

by _____mikasatard December 5, 2021

face sucking

The act of unnecessary making out for a long period of time.

The man was face sucking in an elevator and I told them off.

by teacuphouse September 15, 2016

Suck Fire

Euphemism for the homosexual act of licking each other's asshole after eating chipolte

Dick just came out of the closest and apparently loves to suck fire.

by Jerry LickAsshole October 8, 2015

Suck Start

When your girl makes it grow in her mouth before you fuck the shit out of her.

Lauren likes to give joe a suck start whenever she wants her back blown out.

by Macho Fucker October 5, 2021