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squirrel

a person who only contributes to a groupme and not a real life conversation.
person 1: who is that girl in the corner?
person 2: oh, that's the group squirrel. she doesn't talk in real life, only online.
by lord of the bananas April 21, 2015
mugGet the squirrelmug.

Squirrel Hunter

Someone who has a bad lazy eye giving them the ability to see the trees ,and ground as they walk.
Wow did you see that Squirrel Hunter.

Person 2: Yeah! i couldn't tell who she was looking at.
by blaytard November 2, 2021
mugGet the Squirrel Huntermug.

squirrel

The most majestical and beautiful being on earth. Athletic, smart, and gorgeous.
-DAYUUUUUUUUUUUM check out that chick!
-She ain't a chick, she a squirrel.
by squirrel11 February 23, 2015
mugGet the squirrelmug.

Squirrel feeder

1) A pine cone dipped in peanut butter, rolled in Cheerios and hung from a tree or porch to feed squirrels.

2) Sexual act involving breakfast cereal, in which peanut butter is smeared on a vagina, and then it's rolled in Cheerios. For full effect, display spread eagle on front or back porch, or underneath a tree where squirrels are often seen.

(Lesbians should use Fruit Loops instead of Cheerios.)
Environmentally conscious boyfriend: Yeah, we wanted to do our part to help the wildlife, so after we fucked I turned her pussy into a squirrel feeder.
by Hippiechick May 13, 2013
mugGet the Squirrel feedermug.

firehouse squirrel

A person that lives at multiple firehouse in an effort to actually make it above the poverty line in the EMS world. Normally they are EMTs, but paramedics and firefighters have been know to adapt this behavior in lower paying arenas.

Also; when a rival fire company takes a call out of district. The would not be dispatched on the initial call, but would mysteriously appear as "the closest unit." When confronted; the normal response is: " well, we gotta eat, too!"
Damn firehouse squirrels.

C15 totally squirreled that call.

Get out of our district you damn squirrels.

I'm just a squirrel looking for a nut!
by Wayward EMT May 3, 2016
mugGet the firehouse squirrelmug.

Squirrel Vernacular

Adorable onomatopoeia. Seriously, does everything have to be gross or offensive?
He spoke French - such an ugly language. She spake in the Squirrel Vernacular. Adorable.
by HiFalootin November 8, 2011
mugGet the Squirrel Vernacularmug.

squirrel tricking

Act of injuring oneself while having sex.
Bob had a bad limp, possible caused by squirrel tricking that nasty broad last night.
by Machetebill December 8, 2013
mugGet the squirrel trickingmug.

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