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Sleepy Joe

Joe Biden. The biggest idiot the world has ever met. Can't stay awake long enough to do a report. He falls off the stairs all the time. Oh no, his ADHD medicine wore off, and oh no there goes his melatonin kicking in. Can we get applause for the best president ever, DONALD J TRUMP! Thank you
Person 1: Oh did you see sleepy joe on the debate?
Person 2: Yes!! He fell asleep so many times, he is such a jerk!
by Mcs918 September 26, 2021
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sleepy hands

A weakness felt in the hands leaving one temporarly unable to make a tight fist or to unscrew a bottle top. This syndrome usually occures early in the morning or late at night(when one is sleepy).
The man could not open the jar because he had sleepy hands.
by Lawrence T May 4, 2005
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crack-sleep

When you fall sleep, primarily out of being tired, way before getting ready to bed, and then you wake up in the middle of the night hating it as if you would have had already a full night's sleep. Most of the times you are even wearing your regular clothes and do not really remember how it happened.
I just woke up, and it's 3am! Wasn't I just laying down waiting for the water heater to get a cup of tea? I crack-sleep all the time!
by :jorG September 25, 2009
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Russian Sleeping Pill

When a person rubs there hands together and hits someone open handed so hard that they go to sleep.
"Dude he gave him a russian sleeping pill and was knocked out cold!"
by Missbeautiful1 November 5, 2012
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sleepy paula

to engage in intercourse whilst they sleep during which they awaken and continue in the act.
not knowing if she would EVER give up the goods i gave her a sleepy paula and got the shit beat out of me afterwards.
by goat fingers September 12, 2005
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Sleep strong

To enter a deep restful sleep that leaves you feeling rejuvenated in the morning.
Friend A: "Sleep strong, my friend."
Friend B: "You as well."
by Ranger_2002 January 2, 2009
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sleez-teez

A woman who teases men with her body,but pushes the limit to what she will actually stop at.
She was such a sleez-teez man,she started licking tequila right off my chest then said it was late and she had to go.
by Earl Gr. March 20, 2008
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