Skater Bro

Skater Bro's (or "Bro's") are boys usually in their teenage years who use much of the teenage lingo, listen to emo bands such as escape the fate, panic at the disco, fall out boy, linkin park etc., skateboard everywhere, and always carry around theyre little scene kid phone's kept in there skinny jeans with baggy sweat shirts and hurley/billabong/quicksilver hats

Alex: Bro, did you check out that escape the fate album i sent to you via text message on my sidekick? Man, it's totally sick nasty
Jason: Dude, you're such a skater bro

by DudeLikeWhoaItsDaisy April 11, 2010

slow skater

Someone who takes a little longer to get from point A to B on skates.

You take so long to get down the ice, you are a slow skater. Much like Doug Gilmour, Mats Sundin, Hal Gill, Pavel Kubina, Bryan McCabe, Wendel Clark or any terrible player with or formerly with the Toronto Maple Leafs

by Mike Tornopolski January 24, 2008

slipknot skater

n. a person who starts some unprovoked shit with a homie, then realizes he's gotten more than he baragained for, so he turns tail and runs.

Oh, you attacked me and now you wanna quit? You slipknot skater!

by Lebowski January 1, 2005

skateboarder

A TRUE skateboarder is someone that thinks rap is really gay. they like rock and the poser skaters are dissed by the real skaters. real skaters just hate it that school ruins like a third of your life. and it pisses them off how they have no choice, it pisses them off how GUYS wear HOLLISTER SHIRTS!!! That shows a true fag. skaters just arent afraid to stand up and speak there mind. unlike football players. who think getting drunk is "soo cool" thats all they do on off season. they sit on there ass and get drunk. skateboarders are always getting better physically and gaining balance and things. unlike like gay jocks that wear there american eagle and hollister shirts. fags.

jock: check it out! i can chug a beer in 20 seconds!
skateboarder: umm ok? check this out, i can tre flip a 10 stair!
jock: o. uh.... check out my pink hollister shirt!
skateboarder: nice... fag

by ipartyhard April 14, 2007

skater

if u r a townie and u wonna call me coz im a greebo or sk8er or wot eva other gay names u wonna call me then u suck!!!

some one who likes to be called by townies but is harmless just avin fun on there board!

by KIAYL September 21, 2003

skatter

a slang term used to describe an abundance of hot girls in one location.

jus bru, did you see all that skatter-ass at the mall.

by bilbo baggins October 1, 2003

skaterbation

n: the act of skateboarding down a road with one's genitals hanging out, and stroking, pulling, yanking, lubing up, etc said preferably erect penis in the process.

v: to masterbate furiously while skateboarding(usually done as a prank, but theres the occasional wierdo who does it because it gets him off.)

"So I did a little skaterbation past a local picnic today. Scared the little ones."

by Dunkappa October 11, 2007