Shitty Punky

A Shitty Punky is performed correctly when you tie a bandana around the knee of a woman who has had a breast reduction, defecate on her chest, then thrust your erect penis between the shit smeared mounds of scar tissue.

I'd give that Angelina Jolie a shitty punky!

by Frank Sheckler June 4, 2019

Shifter sitter

When a male or female sits on a gear shifter in a car & has an intense orgasm. The shifter may be inserted into the vagina or anus.

I went to use my car this morning & my gear shifter was all sticky, must’ve had another shifter sitter last night.

by Doctor Doug August 14, 2019

Shitty cock

This word is used to slag or annoy someone who is into anal intercourse. They should be offended if called this word

Oh my god shut the fuck up you shitty cock

by Rjhehebeuevene March 31, 2020

shitty panties

Someone who shits in their panties and doesn't change them for weeks

Fran: Did you hear she has shitty panties?

by wackstuffiguess April 14, 2020

Shift-pity

The expression of fake sorrow for another person having a horrible work schedule

“I’m working graveyard on weekends now.” “Oh, that’s rough. I don’t know how you do it.” “I don’t need your shift-pity.”

by PdmHillsboro April 17, 2020

Shift Pinky

Shift-Pinky, a condition mostly prominent within PC gamers, is a condition that occurs when one holds down the shift key(often used for sprinting or other maneuvers in PC-games) for prolonged periods of time. Symptoms include soreness, bone aches, and sometimes bruising.

(Gamer 1)Man, I played Red Dead II all night and now my pinky hurts.

(Gamer 2)Dude, you got shift-pinky
(Gamer 1)Tf is Shift Pinky?
(Gamer 2) Exactly what you just said
(Gamer 1) Aw shit...

by Burnin8r55 April 21, 2020

Shiftniinja

A 26 year old gamer who sits at home and plays games all day in which he is very bad at. Also on grinder way too much and complains about it slowing down his amazing internet.

Woah, that Shiftniinja won't stop blaring Ram Ranch

by louawp April 30, 2020