running on retard

When a lack of sleep/ energy causes a fully functional adult to 'zone-out', become forgetful or impatient, and possibly run in to furniture/ walls.

EXAMPLE:

'Why are you staring at the oven? You've been there for 5 minutes and haven't moved...'
'Sorry, I'm running on retard. Kitty kept me up with her fussiness last night... Didn't sleep a wink.'
EXAMPLE:
Walking out the front door and realizing you forgot your keys, then walking back inside only to forget what you went inside for until you try to lock the front door... AGAIN.

by TaTa Bondage January 17, 2011

Run-stiff

used to describe someone who is keen as/desperate or horny for sex so much they look like a naked man running with a hard on.

Also used to describe how much you want/wanted to have sex with a girl

haha you were so run-stiff over that girl on friday night you couldn't take your eyes off her!

yeah bro when I saw that bitch shaking dat ass she made me sooo run-stiff I just wanted to fuck her right then

dude I saw you talking to that girl it was so obvious you were running stiff for her

shit I'm feelin' run-stiff tonight bro lets go get some pussy!

by yo bama February 10, 2010

speed run

Accelerating the completion of a task or goal due to stressors.

I was trying to figure out if I wanted to break up with my boyfriend, but then he had a heart attack, so I guess I better speed run my feelings.

by B.Roo June 6, 2021

running underwater

Describes the action of an individual that is not fleet footed. Especially when pertaining to sports, when an athlete is slow.

"Smitty takes so long to get to first base, its like he's running underwater!"

by sheeet December 9, 2008

Watermelon Run

the act of sticking ur dick in a watermelon and running around ur neighborhood with it while singing "the star spangled banner"

Timmy was doing the watermelon run but got kidnapped by raisins

by autistic golf ball December 17, 2010

Running Buck

A single male; he can and does whatever he wants.

Are you hooked up or are you running buck these days?

by synetrics October 24, 2009

run/ran

1. moving quickly with legs
2. manages
3. offer a service
4. owns a business

5. Machine: working
6. a period of time
7. a journey
8. trying to escape from police

9. competing so well with someone that they cannot defeat you

I run/ran blah blah blah.

by Karate_Potato May 16, 2016