Crack Romance

A dysfunctional relationship between two crack heads. Often involving sexual favors in exchange for drugs.

I wish I could find a great guy to be in a crack romance with so that I wouldn't have to sell my body for drugs.

by CabanaGurl August 23, 2009

Kentucky Romance

A relationship in which two cousins date; also might lead to marriage and children.

Bob: What happened to your girlfriend?

Billy: I didn't know it, but I was in a Kentucky Romance!

Bob: That's disgusting!

by Mr. Pringalls April 17, 2010

Fruity Roman

The ultimate end of the homosexual pride spectrum. A Fruity Roman would be a homosexual individual who would be considered "stereotypical" in their sexuality. It is also associated with extreme homosexual pride. Fruity Roman's tend to flaunt their sexuality openly.

That boy has on a rainbow shirt, and have you heard the high pitch of his voice? Definitely a Fruity Roman if I ever saw one.

by HanIsJesusChrist May 28, 2011

The romanian dishwasher

when a woman gives you a blow job with a bar of soap so she can give your penis a good cleaning.

even though they were a poor couple, she gave him The romanian dishwasher so he could stay fresh.

by naked in bed November 15, 2011

Lightning romance

Falling into love quickly , or getting into a relationship almost instantly.. . A quick and passionate relationship. ,, most times too quickly !! Could end in a backlash

Kayleigh and Brandon hit it off instantly , They were instantly in a Lightning romance , passionate and wild. Like they have always been Lovers.

by SpyTattoo May 12, 2014

The Romanian Rodeo

When a man is giving anal to his girlfriend he awkwardly whispers in her ear "i fucked your sister/best friend like this last night and she was way better than you" and he tries to continue giving her anal for as long as possible while she tries to pull forward

guy: For banter I gave my girlfriend the romanian rodeo last night
friend : is that why your now single?
guy: yeah... :'(

by The Alaskan Firedragon September 8, 2014

Laindon roadman

A laindon roadman is a boy usually aged from 11-40
These creatures are usually found in basildon or laindon, they would wear a Nike tracksuit (usually gray) Nike tn’s, a black north face puffer jacket, and a Nike cap. They top it off with their iPhone 5c (usually white or blue) oh and let’s not forget it’s cracked.
They use word like
Fit/peng/ my g/bro/broski/ wag1 ect

They fall for the trash girl that piles on makeup and more than likely is from laindon, they listen to xxxtentacion, stormyz and that’s when they embrace they’re inner roadman, when this occurs you have to run from these dangerous animals

Thanks bye add me on this @ella_priv1xo 😙

Loren: he looks shit
James: he’s a laindon roadman

by Ella xoxo xoxo July 15, 2018