A Roberts has a meter long, swinging, galloping cock which drags across the floor when he stands up. Is 6 foot 5 tall with a chiseled jawline, and is drowning in pussy. Some believe the amount of women who want him and his schlong is a curse. Genius when it comes to comedy, and at his prime when it comes to making attractive women laugh. Although being a heterosexual, Roberts is in a loving relationship with a Josh.
by Lanky-Slav April 1, 2022
Get the Robertsmug. He is very thoughtful and amazing. He cares so much about your safety and loves you when you don’t even know. You may feel as if your relationship might be going to shit but hold on bc once he is gone he won’t come back even if he says he is. He will be depressed every time he see you and he will imagine the good times you had together be nothing.
by RelationshipStalker October 21, 2018
Get the Robert Moralesmug. High School is located in Douglasville, Georgia. The school itself is pretty nice until you go inside. Inside you find a head principal whose a dickbag, A bunch of teachers who don't really care, a group of kids smoking in the bathrooms, the majority of the rest of them are fucking in the Autotech room. And the rest of them are goodie-two-shoes. You walk around and about all you smell is weed and shit. The school is very run down and opposite racist. They HATE white kids and will expel just about anybody they can come up with a viable excuse to. Especially seniors. The head principal's nickname is Dr. Smalldick for a reason. He's a narcissistic cunt ask anybody and they'll agree. Only a handful of teachers actually care and all the rest are in udder despair.
Interviewee: I graduated from Robert S. Alexander High School in 2022
Employer: Oh, so you have a small dick doctor and dumb as a rock?
Employer: Oh, so you have a small dick doctor and dumb as a rock?
by fuckjoebiden March 19, 2022
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by Rob Bentham May 1, 2020
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