Puerto Rican Coffee

Anal sex first thing in the morning

Bro 1: Bro, How was your date with Emily?
Bro 2: Great! She stayed over and I got to wake up to some of that solid Puerto Rican Coffee

Bro 1: Damn ... nothing like waking up to anal

by An@lQueeeens May 21, 2018

puerto rican football with legs

Long name for a loud and extremely annoying taco dog.

Shut the fuck up, you puerto rican football with legs!!!

by Japanese American Wanker May 31, 2018

puerto rican roon

Someone whom is a dumbass

God don’t say that you sound like a Puerto Rican roon

by Heresith May 16, 2018

Puerto Rican Frozen Banana

When you shit a fat log, freeze it, then carefully shove it in your girls vagina so she clenches down on it. So eventually it melts then you stitch her vagina up for her rebounds surprise.

" Man Clarissa just makes me wanna shove my Puerto Rican Frozen Banana down her throat."

by Young Jazo July 9, 2018

puerto rican cheescake

Puerto Rican cheescake is when you pour fondu into a fat girls ass and eat it

Lawrence gave Salena a Puerto Rican cheescake in chelan

by Tyler_spees November 9, 2018

Puerto RiCAN'T get over the border

When a Puerto Rican can't get over the U.S. border.

My friend Puerto RiCAN'T get over the border.

by Bastion Boi69 December 1, 2018

andrew ricalde

Andrew Ricalde is a African slave that is extremely broke and always complains about everything cause he is retarded.He also beat his meat in the school bathroom and has a gay relationship with Bashir

Imagine being Andrew Ricalde smh couldn't be me.

by Rich Immigrant May 23, 2019