rice field nigger

A racist term to decribe an asian

That rice field nigger is good at math

by Niggerexpert April 20, 2014

Condoleeza Rice Krispies

Breakfast cereal with some side-effects. Manufactured by Bush-Lovers United Food Federation (BLUFF) this product enables the eater to talk crap, backtrack, and look desperate at every opportunity. WARNING: eating this cereal will seriously alter the positioning of your front teeth....permanently.

Once upon a time there was a little girl called Condoleeza. Her mom got her some Condoleeza Rice Krispies and she ate 'em all up. Then she morphed into a suit-wearing, buck-toothed Bush-gimp who has now become happy to be a Presidential puppet with Dubya twitching her strings. My, betcha moms proud of you now Condo!!!!

by clairem December 24, 2008

Rice Krispies Treat

When a man climaxes on a woman's face and proceeds to throw Rice Krispies on her face so they stick.

I gave my grandma a Rice Krispies Treat.

by Todd Branton December 15, 2008

Rice Crispie Treats

A clone of rice with sticky residue all over it.

(WARNING: CAN BE MORE ADDICTIVE THAN HEROINE)

"Hey what are you hooked on?"
"Rice Crispie Treats"

by AVietnamese August 6, 2009

Rice Patty Fever

A sexual preference (of those not of East Asian descent) for those of East Asian descent. Used in the same context as Jungle Fever.

Chuck: Billy-Bob is crazy for the Asian chicks.

Merl: He's got the Rice Patty Fever

by Cousin Merl October 21, 2010

cheeze n' rice!

a cover up; instead of saying jesus christ when mad. said by people who do not curse.. usually really religious people.

said fast in a husky old man voice
"cheeze n' rice, im out of cigarettes!"

by *Chels* June 28, 2003

Rice Paddy Daddy

A crazy fucker with a huge machine gun. He chews tobacco and kills women and children. A veteran of the Vietnam War.

Henry was a Rice Paddy Daddy, he fragged boo-coo V.C.

by Bozzscaggsrip January 21, 2019