Rubik's cube relationship

A Rubik's cube relationship is a relationship that has gone south, typically with a narcissist. Trying to get the relationship back to where it once was, is like trying to restore a Rubik's cube back to its factory new condition. The relationship has flipped, and gone from the best thing that ever happened to you, to a total and complete nightmare.
Her: Why did you and your ex get divorced?

Me: It was a Rubik's cube relationship. It went south and we could never get it back to where it was, mostly because of the word salad, the loop de loop conversations, and total lack of accountability
by Siouxsie Supertramp October 03, 2023
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Relationship amnesia

When your S.O. Forgets how to do common things like booty calls, favorite sex positions, etc.
My gf didn’t know her favorite sex position anymore guess she developed relationship amnesia.
by Griswaldbattlehammer September 10, 2021
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THERE IT IS! THERE IT IS, JORDAN! IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH PSYCHOPATHY!
Hym "That's the whole thing. You're entirely projecting your relationship with your daighter onto society AND ME... And you're using that to justify doing whatever you want to me. 'If Sex > Relationship = Psychopath. Psychopath bad. Must stop Psychopath from fucking my daughter- I mean, destroying society! (And it's already too late for that anyway)' or ✌️✊️✌️Short-term gratification✌️✊️✌️ instead of relationship. That's your entire reasoning behind this. It doesn't have anything to do with trying to get unearned status. This is probably the worse way to go about doing that. Even if it was, you're a literal fucking charlatan, Jordan, you are the single worst person to be talking about trying to use something that doesn't belong to you to elevate your fucking status in society. You don't want me to have any status so long as I'm unwilling to give up my butthole to you. I don't care about what your molested retard patients did in response to their shit childhoods. The suffering scapegoat doesn't work on me. And now you want to control how men interact with women but NOT ALONG THE LINES OF MOLESTING A RETARD AT WORK... You're entire propositional ethic has exceptions for people you like and you're willing to use force on the people you don't like. And in this instance it's 'nebulous definition psychopaths.' You're a literal classist wannabe aristocrat charlatan. I was right to do this, Jordan. This was correct."
by Hym Iam March 22, 2024
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Uncommitted Relationship

When you do relationship-like things together, sleep together, go on dates, have sex, are always with each other etc; but your partner sleeps with other people and tries to see other people.
Uncommitted Relationship: I’m sleeping at my mans house tonight, but first he’s having a girl to fuck before I sleep in that same bed
by Icky Vicky So Sicky September 03, 2020
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Wattpad relationship height

A wattpad relationship height is where one person is 4'11 and the other is 7ft tall buff and sounds like batman.
Gosh i wish i had a wattpad relationship height with my boyfriend!

Girl, shes the tallest u can get

U WANT A TREEEEEE
by CurlEfry135 March 05, 2024
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micro-relationship

micro - relationship - mi-cro- re-la-tion-ship n.

“sense of being incidentally related on a very small scale,” specifically of interpersonal connections which develop in bustling metropolitan areas, as a result of frequent exposure to any individual with whom you have no other overt association, including but not limited to mutual friends, professional overlap or residential proximity. A stranger who happens to appear in your sphere of experience on a regular basis and with whom it becomes necessary for you to interact.
yeah i've had a micro-relationship with the cute coffee guy who grinds the coffee at the corner store for years complete with break ups, sex (with our eyes) and make ups though we never say a word that isn't about coffee

because we have a micro-relationship the bus driver always gives me an extra few to find a seat before he puts the pedal to the metal.
by cheesemac August 16, 2012
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Relationship digger

Is person who purposely looks for and enters a relationship not really for the other person. This person thrives off the th ideal , attention and action gained through haveing a relationship. They will help push the relationship where they believe it should be. Like a gold digger they like showing off. They are not really not into the person, just what the can provide for them.

Some of these relationship do turn into the real thing .
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