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Rape Sandwhich

The act of being raped with a subway sandwhich; or any type of sandwhich rolled up into a tube-like shape
Julia totally got a rape sandwhich, which left her disappointed, she was looking forward to eating it
by envenom November 2, 2008
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rAPe

The act of getting one's anus widened by an AP exam/essay. Usually involves heavily studying that turns out to be in vain.
Todd: Hey, how'd you do on the test?
Jill: i feel like i just got rAPed
by TurkeyLegJones November 5, 2009
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Love-Raping

Banging your old lady like a cheap, ugly, drug addicted hooker, but not quite as violent as rape. Afterward, you cuddle and whisper sweet nothings so she doesn't bitch later that you don't respect her; alternatively, you kiss her softly while performing the violent sex.

Inbetween love-rapings, you strategically plan one or two sweet, slow, boring love-making sessions to avoid random crying spells and nagging from your bitch that you "don't respect her".
After love-raping my girlfriend of 4 years, I whispered "I wuv you squishy-buns!"
by UrbanRicki July 20, 2009
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Team Rape

1. Whilst playing a competitive game of Pro Evolution Soccer with your three friends on the same team as you, all must annihilate the twonk with the ball.

2. A group of four sexual deviants causing "trouble"
Yo, lets team rape that guy over there. S**t I think he heard us.
by Godtothemaximumness December 8, 2010
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vape rape

When inhaling a large amount of Mary Jane from a vape she bends you over and has her way. Usually more than intended.
Josh: (cough from hell for five minutes) Fuck dude I just got vape raped.
by Joomanji April 3, 2012
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Facebook rape

When facebook "upgrades" a service that you were used to and comfortable with and forces you to permanently use a new, less convenient one with no say in the matter.
This violation is reoccurring and requires no consent on the part of the facebook user.

Also, facebook has no actual support service so complaints of facebook rape go unanswered (sort of like claims of rape in certain neighborhoods in Camden New Jersey)
Shit! The latest facebook rape combined my photo selection, message manager, and poke button into a new clusterfuck of programming that keeps stalling and shutting down! Fuck you Zukerberg!
by pandaninja August 6, 2011
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house rape

House rape is the act of completely trashing a house during a party, leaving it completely unhabitable. The phrase became particularly popular after an incident in April 2007 where £20,000 worth of damage was caused to a house in Durham, UK.
"It's like a house rape - every single room's trashed. Every carpet is burned, they've been stamping out cigarettes on them."
by N!ATP May 1, 2007
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