junior race police

Someone who tries to point out racism but gets it wrong.

A: "Islamic architecture uses a lot of geometric patterns."
B: "That's racist!"
A: "No, junior race police, Islam isn't a race."

by LorenzoPhoenix October 5, 2016

Drag Racing

The action of running hesitantly, while prairie dogging see prairie dogging, to the restroom, or mid-shit.

GUY 1: "Do you remember that time Thaddeus Jones was Drag Racing through the house cause he realized there was no TP halfway through his shit? "
GUY 2: "Yeah that was hilarious, we told him to check for toilet paper first"

by Carniverus Hamilton September 20, 2016

race to a ton

Race between guys to see who can bang a ton's worth of girls the fastest. This race encourages hooking up with the not so genetically gifted woman.

Bro, are you competing in the race to a ton? Yeah dude, I've banged 4 chicks and I'm up to 700 lbs.

by frattttttboi September 8, 2016

Race Swap

When you take a face-swap selfie with a friend who's a different ethnicity.

"Hey man, did you see Tom's new profile pic?"

"Yeah it looks rediculous - he's super white but wearing a do-rag."

"Race Swap."

OR

"Yes, the lighting in this spot is sweet; let us celebrate our friendship, and the racial diversity of our social circle, with a hilarious face swap."

"Careful with the contrast."

"Raceswap."

"Word."

by Gareth7015 June 16, 2016

fake race

a person who does not identify to the human race, nor to the animal species. not even of extraterrestrial origin. mostly used to make fun of people who say there from a country that they don't look like they are from

guy:this girl says she is from india, and she is white!
other guy: wow man, she's a fake race!

by gingamear May 25, 2016

racing rookie

Does not know how to drive race car turn wrenches or pick up good looking fat chicks

James is racing rookie

by 55dpetty February 11, 2018

it's race time

The man the myth the legend "XmattyG" made this meme famous in his Youtube videos where he screams IT'S RACE TIME before a race on the F1 Games. By SRL Ecke

It's race time it's the Ching chong grand prickie

by Uppsapa January 25, 2017