Sausage Race

A race to stuff as much penis in or around one's mouth.

"Wu Tang just witnessed his first sausage race and his face looked priceless. "

by Nags_R_us1 March 7, 2014

Bear Race

Two men take viagra and then race to jerk the other off, whoever cums first loses. Winner is declared by better hand job

Tim and Jake had an intense Bear Race, but Jake emerged victorious due to the superior grip of their hands. Jake’s favorite part of the race was witnessing Tim’s finish him off after Tim came, which Jake eagerly anticipated.

by Cumguzzler92648 November 24, 2024

Race Bingo

The way modern companies make sure to include a member of every race in everything they do.

"Did you see the new skittles ad? It's pretty funny."
"The one with race bingo?"
"Yeah."

by turnip13 November 29, 2022

post race depression

The feeling after watching a Formula 1 or similar race

“Hey Lisa, did you watch the race?”

“Yes, I am sad now, I have post race depression,”

by Driver666 August 8, 2022

Street Legal Racing: Redline

The Most Pragmatic Racing game of all time, a very old racing game from 2003 that crashes just as much as You will. This game has no handouts, and if you crash EVER, YOU will have to repair it for full cost, so you should learn how to drive, You should also prepare to build a fully modeled engine from scratch.

Person 1: Street Legal Racing: Redline just crashed again!
Person 2: It does that, it's over two decades old.
Person 1: Can't argue with that.

by toygar August 14, 2023

aids race

Where three or more individuals all try to get aids first

"aye yo bro I'm finna kick yo ass in our next aids race"

by Mr.fluffy face May 16, 2018

boog race

The boog race dates all the way back from 4500 years ago and were all killed except 1 of them. the extinction was on 1st of september 2009. the Remaining survivor is boogtroop.

person1: did you here about the boog race
person2:yea they went extinct

by boogtroop September 20, 2022