Ten Thousand Five Hundred Pound

A Fudge. A Balancing Figured. A Cluster Fuck Cover. A lazy man's fix.

Will Phoenix covered up his incompetence by shoving in a TEN THOUSAND FIVE HUNDRED POUND balance figure in his mongaloid spreadsheet.

by Macfac January 25, 2019

Barista Pound

12oz of coffee beans for the same cost that used to get 16oz, so they still call it a pound.

I ordered a pound of coffee but instead of 16 ounces I got a barista pound.

by anonymous July 21, 2022

Half pound

A fat wringer ready to be cranked.

You think you can crank this half pound

by Danwit February 17, 2024

Dawg Pound

The Cleveland Browns ruff, ruckus and rowdy

FanNation

The Dawg Pound is loud and wild for every game
Kickin ass and taking names

by Where my Dawgs at January 16, 2021

pound pence

And after all, a glorious, Aaron because up, but you know well, Oct red, full steam ahead, but still no water, but cold water isn't, vodamose, but you want to have a saloo, nice man, sit over there, Marium, how are you, Caroline juice, Caroline Benjamin, Karen chicken fondant, too polite, dinky, f***, Lauren close, I love spending time with you, Ellen, wrong boiled eggs, these look runny Ellen mother, Jade are you a mother, I am, for f*** sake, Amy milk, Amy glasses, Oct caddle, Ninja Air Fryer, max crisp, Ava Cody, what, Caroline rub, light switch, Noreen go, Ann Sweeney, trapped butterfly, Sheena, working hands, telly.

I watched pound pence on telly.

by Debskelly1985 July 18, 2023

Thomas Pound

Thomas Pound plays games every lesson and he has a seven head and he is irrelevant he always says ‘ it is like’

You are acting like Thomas Pound

by I like white vans🚐 January 20, 2020

thousand pound touchdown

When a team is winning, by a lot, they run a play allowing the big guys, who normally never get a chance to run the ball, to run the ball in for a touchdown.

The play is normally developed on the fly, and is done, not to score points, but to put on a great show for the fans, and in high school ball, to give the guys who have never held the ball a great story to tell.

Yeah, we were winning 56 to 7 at the half, so we put our defensive tackle in to run the ball. When he got it, our defensive ends ran with him. I swear to God the ground was shaking as they ran down the field. It really was a thousand pound touchdown.

by John_Mason January 9, 2012