Snake pit zero

One who claims to save lives at the Indy 500, but in actuality gives CPR to healthy, breathing people.

Did you hear about the girl named Snake Pit Zero that could have killed someone at the Indy 500??

by GFYAH December 10, 2019

pit-nicking

Stealing one of each, not a lot, not a bunch, like you steal one gum, one child, one flower.

I've enjoyed a bit of pit-nicking my whole life, i love stealing flowers from other people's gardens.

—Have you stolen something?

—I guess I have, I love pit-nicking!

by sirako July 17, 2025

pit stop

A stop in the pit lane to get tyres changed, refuel, change drivers or get repairs done on the race car.

Ferrari had a slow pit stop, the car was stationäre for 4.5 seconds.

by James Vowles May 21, 2021

Pit Cans

A man or woman that is so obese that their moobs or breasts are under their armpits.

That fat fuck has pit cans!

by them00se July 22, 2012

Pit Lamp

An old Scottish word for penis. The term was widely used by coal miners.

Also used when greeting friends or family. People you know really well.

Son: My pit lamps red raw!

Dad: Stop wanking all day and get a job!

How's yer pit lamp? ( How are you?)
Used in the same way a lot of people say "How's it hanging?)

by Steorge February 6, 2020

PIT

pit is everything and nothing, everywhere and nowhere, Yin and Yang, pit is pit

That blank is pit

by Chav-monster April 2, 2022

turkey pits

Play on the phrase 'Perky Tits'.

That babe has some turkey pits!

by Botulism November 11, 2017