ALASKAN WATER PIPE

The act of pissing in a condom or ejaculating into a condom so many times you fill it up. Later then freezing it and ripping the condom so it can be used as a dildo.

Hey rick come help me fill the ALASKAN WATER PIPE up.

by Weird ideas proven September 5, 2019

one in the pipe

The act of farting and producing a noxious odour, due to needing the bathroom immanently - there is one in your 'pipe'.

Dave let rip and his drinking buddies guffawed and covered their noses.

"One in the pipe, old son?" Inquired Pete with a wink.

by Gary Mabutt June 18, 2008

pipe bomb

An adultarated ecstacy pill filled with piperazines.

Those blue transformers were pipe bombs, i felt like shit for like 2 days afterwards. Lets go find that dealer and beat the shit out of him.

by NickWut June 26, 2010

pile driving ass

capable of a powerful driving action in spite of the lack of overall length

He had a two inch tool, but a pile driving ass.

by Chuck Woolery June 17, 2004

Clean the pipe

1. To clean a pipe in a stroking motion, in a way in which it looks like masturbating.

2. To be jerked off

Hey Brad, Sally's talent is to clean the pipe. I found out last night. That's sick bro!

by Connor123 October 20, 2014

piglet

A trainee cop.

I punched that stinkin' piglet proppa Baz!

by []D [] []D []D [] []\[] October 16, 2003

pimpleton

one who is stupid and simple yet nasty like a pimple. Even if you could get over grossiosity you still couldn't stand the fugly retard

there was a girl/rat from nantucket that just wouldn't kick the bucket. trying to reason and tolerate twas insane, but b/c life was so mundane, sadly i couldn't complain. that is untill the day i won, a trip away from the pimpleton !
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and that's when i shot the pimpleton... muwhhahahahahaaha and was rewarded for doing the earth a service.
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some things just shouldn't be in the gene pool

by miss michele March 14, 2008