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Penis hood

Did you hear nick has a penis hood?!!
by Gl1zzy g0bblAh July 31, 2020
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happy penis

Playful slang for an erection or boner. The opposite of sad penis.
My girlfriend unzipped my pants and my cock sprang out to greet her. She smiled up at me. "Happy penis?" she said.

"Happy penis." I replied.
by Comet of Shadow July 17, 2013
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Fumer un penis

VisiteurNeutre enjoys, once in a while, fumer un penis.
by JohnnyGraine February 16, 2009
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jesus le penis

An exclamation used when you have nothing better to say.
Jesus le penis, my pencil just broke
by bootycallme May 4, 2010
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Deep down in my penis

1. primal, carnal urges that oppose one's reasoned judgements.
2. similar to "deep down in my heart" but more crude, and doesn't reference one's feelings of love, affection, or idealism.
3. one's wants that appeal to using things and services for pure, selfish, pleasure, regardless of consequences. (ex. sex, drugs, alcohol, fighting)
Bro: She was so gone last night, and was saying weird, fucked up shit. I couldn't bang her.
Homie: Hey man I totally understand, and I think you did the right thing.
Bro: But dude....like deep down in my penis....I totally wanted to be all up in that =D!!!

Guy: My boss has been up my ass all week and now he wants me to come in on Saturday.
Dude: Wow, that sucks. You shoulda told him to go fuck himself.
Guy: And lose my job? Fuck outta here! But seriously dude, deep down in my penis, I want to smash his stupid "#1 Dad" coffee mug in his fuckin face....but I'm a pussy =(.
by [DZ] July 25, 2013
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Oliver's penis size

very very small😬
-what is Oliver's Penis size cuz i heard it was very small
-yeah bro i once almost sucked it off😬
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cumface penis queen

A female that sucks dick, gets facials, etc from different men very frequently. Not to be confused with The average bottom slut, but the queen of penis.
dude-1: Hey man, Emily just came out of the guys bathroom with jizz on her face

Dude-2: oh yea, she totally gave me good blow last night

Dude-3: NO WAY! I gave her a cum shot surprise last night!

dude-1: damn.. sounds like she's a cumface penis queen!

dude-3: Oh yea man. Like, if she were to die of her aids then all of the bottom cumfaces would die cause they wouldn't know how to survive without her, that's how much of a cumface she is.
by A dank bud January 27, 2010
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