boner pants

Pants that aren't tight at the top, so when the wearer sits down, it appears as if they have an erection.
This can lead to some pretty embarrassing experiences.

My girlfriend and I went out to lunch. I forgot not to wear to wear my boner pants, and now she thinks that she helped me achieve an erection. I'm not quite sure if this is a curse or a blessing, but at least she knows that I don't have a small penis.

by gavdawg262 January 24, 2010

tight pants

A form of pants that will hug one person's balls constantly. Tight pants usually occur on 14 year old sluts, or skaters who act hardcore. They usually come in small sizes such as Nut-hugging, Ass-attention, and Hey-I'm-fat-look-at-my-ass. Brands like Kr3w, and Circa.

Fat kids who wear tight pants usually are joked and then beaten up for looking like a dumbass.

Jerry: What's up bro. Trying to smoke today?
Mike: Nah man. I just got some hott ass tight pants.
Jerry: Man hit me up with a pair.
Mike: A'ight man peace!

(Jerry lowers his pants due to the tight pants)

by Jesse L June 11, 2007

Pooh pants

anything stupid or not worth wasting your energy talking about...a manner in which to express a term of endearment and stupidness simultaneously in a single breath.

Russell is pooh pants.

Russell says pooh pants a lot.

Friends of friends we don't particularly care for are pooh pants.

by Doc April 17, 2004

Grant pants

A type of form fitting pants an attractive girl wears, usually with high heels.

Damn look at those grant pants they are tight.

Did you see those grant pants?
Yaa, couldn't miss those.

by DlrowWT March 24, 2013

Titty Pants

The name for someone who hikes their pants up so high that the waistband rests just below or at their titties

Jesus Christ, man....pull your pants down a little! You've got a bad case of titty pants goin' on their!

by Lupis Wolfe February 17, 2010

pants downed

the result of getting beat 5-0 or more at Fifa

if getting beat 5-0 at Fifa have to play the rest of the game with your pants down therefore you have been pants downed!

by shinoda01 May 10, 2011

put on pants

To make oneself ready to go out. Originates in a skit by commedian Jim Gaffigan.

"Hey Joe, are you ready to go eat?"
"I've got to put on pants, but then I'll be right over."

by Shane The Great June 9, 2005